bush master

Any person (male or female) who is skillfully adept at having sex with a woman.

John: "Rick has had sex with like ten women in the last year."
Steve: "Ten? Are you kidding me."
John: "Nope. The guy is a total bush master from what I've heard."

by lsc9x August 22, 2011

trend master

master of all trends
to create 2 or more trends in a day

you mother supper trend master him sel

by thomasbutton2000 July 24, 2008

dike master flex

1. A lesbian who has not got her pussy touched in years. Basically, she has cobwebs and/or bats roaming in her old, flappy, dust-ridden, vagina.

2. An obese, cow-like bitchwhore who's only sources of pleasure are eating three buckets of KFC and sticking Hershey bars (with Almonds, dark chocolate will do) up her dirty sanchez asshole.

Steve: Suzy is such a dike master flex, no one would ever touch her dry-to-the-bone pussy willow.

by slanty eyed sam August 20, 2008

masterbatorium

The room in which a person's PC is kept.

I rang the doorbell three or four times, dude. What, were you in the masterbatorium?

by twajjo January 10, 2012

Chi-Master

A Chi-Master is often times the most annoying and stubborn one of the group, usually a philosopher who claims to know or be able to explain "everything" because of the individuals accumulated hours on the internet/wikipedia. A Chi-Master is unwilling to accept others ideas let alone let the other complete a full sentence without barging in with his 100% accurate answer he got off an assorted website. Often times complaining that there are no real philosophers/intellectuals left on this planet except himself, a Chi-Master lives a desolate life of masturbation, and underground article searching. A Chi-Master usually possesses more information/facts then the normal person, but gets it jumbled up during conversation and then tries to play it off by ranting about something else related to the said topic.

"Dude of course its right, I read it off Wikipedia"

After disagreeing with a Chi-Master topic...

"Don't be so so ignorant, try educating yourself before you disagree with me"

One would usually think/say
"...fucking Chi Master bastard.."

by DuckSex October 17, 2008

Master Bison

A warrior from Capcom's Street Fighter series. He made his debut in Street Fighter II the World Warrior. He was the founder of Shadowloo and desired to become ruler of the world. Master Bison possessed a power called the Psycho Drive. This power gave him invincibility. He sacrificed all the good in him to gain this power, thus making him pure evil. The good in him took form in a woman called Rose. Bison did remain invincible until Gouki (AKA: Akuma) killed him with the infamous Shun Gokou Satsu. He is now dead. Bison wore a red outfit, he was bulky and wore a large cape. Had a distinct smile. His signature move was the Psycho Crusher, an attack where he flew in the air and charged at the opponent, similar to Raiden from Mortal Kombat.

Bison killed me with his Psycho Crusher.

by RBXfromdashow February 18, 2004

Halo: Master Chief Collection

A f**king amazing game(s)

An affordable, content packed game that will unite all halo fans, old and new. Announced at E3 2014, Halo Master Chief Collection will be made by 343 industries and will be released on 11/11/14, the ten year anniversary of Halo 2, Which was an amazing game. The collection will include Halo Combated Evolved Anniversary, Halo 2 anniversary, Halo 3, Halo 4, access to a live action series Halo Nightfall, and access to the Halo 5: Guardians multiplayer beta. Clearly this is an awesome deal for any Halo fan and its only $60. Halo 2 will be completely reconstructed and the graphics will be amazing with help from Blur studios. And all the other games will be bumped up to xbox one resolutions, 1080p and 60fps. Also 6 multiplayer maps of halo 2 will also be reconstructed and have amazing graphics, and all of the games have their originally multiplayer, yup you heard me ORIGINAL MULTIPLAYER (dat halo 1 pistol doe). The campaigns of all the games are playable and may have added scenes or references to Halo 5 Guardians. Each game will have all of its multiplayer maps included, even DLC maps and possibly pc maps from halo 1 and 2. So no matter what halo you like, or if you just want the halo 5 beta, this game is for you.

Person 1: I think halo 3 was OK but Halo 4 was amazing!

Person 2: What the f*ck are you talking about halo 1, 2, and 3 were amazing but

Halo 4 sucked it felt like a beta. Bungie is better at making them...

Person 1: No halo 4 is better!

Person 2: Have you even played 1 or 2 your not even a halo fan!

Person 3: Enough guys stop bitching why don't you just get

Halo: Master Chief Collection it has the campaign and multiplayer of Halo 1, 2, 3, and 4

and with xbox one graphics, and a beta for Halo 5: Guardians! I pre-

ordered mine already.

Person 1, 2: Sweet!

by thomas14 June 19, 2014