matchplay

The art of deliberately underperforming, or failing to participate in, a group activity with the sole purpose of denying one colleague(s) success in that activity.

"I'll make sure that twat (insert name)won't get a trophy. I'll just pretend to go out for a run."

by peeps September 8, 2004

wanna have matching profile pictures?

A small way of telling people that you wanna bang

wanna have matching profile pictures?
hell yes

by 42069ultimateholdersex April 3, 2021

Mach 10 Yet Again

One individual performing mach 10 three or more times with the same person.

Oh man, she went mach 10 yet agian!

by The People of Port Hope April 20, 2005

machetanz

A girl who is horny as hell and plays dat grab action and pisses them girls off. But all the men are fine because her ass is phenomenall

look at all those machetanzs i just wana Ugh them

by Balooga whale January 19, 2007

paper mache

the act of ejaculating on a girl's face then slapping a newspaper to it, resulting in what resembles a 3rd grade art project.

I paper mache'd that sluts face

by chriswalken89 October 21, 2010

Matched out

When you've attempted the whole online dating thing (Match.com seemingly the most popular) and become worn out by the process.

I deleted my profile after going out with yet another lunatic. I need a break - I'm matched out.

by SqueakySilentK January 5, 2009

Machadanyu

A song by Paul Rudd from the TV show Look Around You.

I'm a Machadanyu.

by anusflare February 27, 2009