by A roach May 31, 2019
Get the Toot Magoot mug.A series of NSFL shock websites, showing a warning before you click, and then after you click it, flashing lights, photoshopped videos of a dog being skinned, a person performing necrophilia to a burned child and a burned person, and in the center, a man drilling his urethra. The phrase "Kek maga" seems to have originated from Hungarian, meaning "Kek himself," so it just means "Laughing to himself" basically.
Person 1: Huh... What's this link my friend sent me?
Person 1 on Discord: What is this?
Person 2 on Discord: A link to my social media I made called Kek maga! :D
Person 1: *clicks* WHAT THE HELL IS THIS *goes into shellshock*
Person 1 on Discord: What is this?
Person 2 on Discord: A link to my social media I made called Kek maga! :D
Person 1: *clicks* WHAT THE HELL IS THIS *goes into shellshock*
by APittsburghFurry February 3, 2021
Get the Kek maga mug.One who takes Ls (a.k.a. non-dubs) on a daily basis. The attraction between this person and Ls is so great that scientists are planning on announcing "L Magnet" as the 9th planet in the solar system, replacing Pluto. Find someone who loves you the way Ls love this person.
Never will you see the letter "L" again when you're near an L Magnet. Everything around you will change. "Hello" will now become "Heo", "Jello" will now become "Jeo", "Lollipop" will now become "Oipop", etc. etc.
Never will you see the letter "L" again when you're near an L Magnet. Everything around you will change. "Hello" will now become "Heo", "Jello" will now become "Jeo", "Lollipop" will now become "Oipop", etc. etc.
Mate 1: "Hey mate long time no see!"
Mate 2: *slips on banana* "Gosh darnit..."
Mate 1: "Aww shucks! I'll help you up mate." *helps mate up*
Mate 2: "Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeez thanks m8!
Mate 1: "No problem mate. Here, I have something to help."
Mate 1: *hands IcyHot to mate*
Mate 2: "Wow thanks m8!"
Mate 1: "Oh and before you leave, one more thing..."
Mate 2: "Yeah, what is it?"
Mate 1: *opens No No Pocket* "Hold this L."
Mate 2: *takes L from No No Pocket* "Goooooosssshhhhhh darnit, I always knew I was an L Magnet!"
Mate 2: *slips on banana* "Gosh darnit..."
Mate 1: "Aww shucks! I'll help you up mate." *helps mate up*
Mate 2: "Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeez thanks m8!
Mate 1: "No problem mate. Here, I have something to help."
Mate 1: *hands IcyHot to mate*
Mate 2: "Wow thanks m8!"
Mate 1: "Oh and before you leave, one more thing..."
Mate 2: "Yeah, what is it?"
Mate 1: *opens No No Pocket* "Hold this L."
Mate 2: *takes L from No No Pocket* "Goooooosssshhhhhh darnit, I always knew I was an L Magnet!"
by Lead Bud 123 June 5, 2021
Get the L Magnet mug.The most powerful being in the omniverse, and the only one who can beat Shrek and purple shirt Shaggy in full power and breaks a nokia with one punch. Bully Maguire often enjoys pissing his haters (Uguchu's).
UI Shaggy: I'm going to defeat you, stupid Maguire! *punches Bully without a warning*
Bully Maguire: *dodges*
UI Shaggy: *keep punching for 69420 times*
666666 seconds later...
Bully Maguire: That's it, this is kinda annoying! I'm gonna turn your stupid fans into dust! *erase all the UI Shaggy fans from existence*
Shaggy: iMpReSsIvE, yOu MaKe Me UsE 0.000000000001% oF mY pOwEr! *actually uses 69% of his power*
Bully Maguire: I missed the part where that's my problem.
Shaggy: Whatever it is I'm gonna defeat youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. *boost towards Bully at 123456789 mph*
Bully Maguire: *snaps*
UI Shaggy: ...uuuuuu-- *stops*
Bully Maguire: Look at Shag Junior. Gonna cry?
UI Shaggy: Noooooooooooooooooooooooo *quickly gets erased from existence in nanoseconds*
Bully Maguire: *dances for eternity*
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE AND RESPECT BULLY MAGUIRE YALL.
Bully Maguire: *dodges*
UI Shaggy: *keep punching for 69420 times*
666666 seconds later...
Bully Maguire: That's it, this is kinda annoying! I'm gonna turn your stupid fans into dust! *erase all the UI Shaggy fans from existence*
Shaggy: iMpReSsIvE, yOu MaKe Me UsE 0.000000000001% oF mY pOwEr! *actually uses 69% of his power*
Bully Maguire: I missed the part where that's my problem.
Shaggy: Whatever it is I'm gonna defeat youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. *boost towards Bully at 123456789 mph*
Bully Maguire: *snaps*
UI Shaggy: ...uuuuuu-- *stops*
Bully Maguire: Look at Shag Junior. Gonna cry?
UI Shaggy: Noooooooooooooooooooooooo *quickly gets erased from existence in nanoseconds*
Bully Maguire: *dances for eternity*
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE AND RESPECT BULLY MAGUIRE YALL.
by SpongebobHater911 September 22, 2022
Get the Bully Maguire mug.The way knowing a good woman can make the world sparkle and feel calm and serene is a type of Hoochie Magic.
by IronMikey March 8, 2023
Get the Hoochie Magic mug.The Action Of Stroking Ones Magnum In A Victorious Fashion, Getting Yer Cock Stroked!, But It Must Be Said In A German Accent.
Whiteboy:Yo' That Shit Was Whack.
Matt: Yeah I Know, But I'll Tell U What's Not... Stroke My Magnum! (In German Accent)
Matt: Yeah I Know, But I'll Tell U What's Not... Stroke My Magnum! (In German Accent)
by Horny Da Original! October 11, 2009
Get the Stroke My Magnum mug.When a someone who frequently takes drugs, takes so much ecstasy (or similar drug) that it stops working. In other words once they have peaked for a certain length of time and started to feel straight again, taking more lines at this point wouldn't do anything. and is generally the warning signs/first stages of a come down.
Druggie 1: Man my three hour peak is over I might just gap it.
Druggie 2: Nah don't do that, i'll just cut us some more lines.
Druggie1: No point buddy, I'm at the loss of magic kinda stage, wont do anything, cya!
Druggie 2: Nah don't do that, i'll just cut us some more lines.
Druggie1: No point buddy, I'm at the loss of magic kinda stage, wont do anything, cya!
by prideofslytherin October 1, 2010
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