guitar loser

a guitar loser is a basement dwelling stoner that is allergic to practice and still hasn't learnt barre cords after calling himself a guitarist for a decade. they will take the path of least resistance throughout life which results in a lack of showers and a pitiful technique

look at that guitar loser, i bet he can't even play a fugue

by iohannes November 9, 2025

Loser

Something that describes me

Im a fucking loser

by You fucking emo November 25, 2021

Loser

A real loser is someone who's so afraid of not winning they don't even try.

"Bro, people think that because their stuck in one place right now, they can't keep going. Kind of a loser move tbh."

by Ragingrigby June 10, 2023

Professional Loser

A Professional Loser is a real job. It's someone who gets paid to lose on purpose. Sometimes if a team is doing very poorly, a coach will hire a Professional Loser to compete against his team and purposely lose. After his team beats the Professional Loser or Professional Losers (if plural), the team will feel better and their moral will be boosted. Sometimes hiring a Professional Loser is the way to go.

Team A "Damn! We lose again!"
Team B "Ha ha, you all suck!"
Coach (to self) "I think it's time I hire a Professional Loser"

Time gap. The Coach hires a Professional Loser and Team A wins their next game

Team A "Yay! We won!"
Coach "Great Job, Team!"
Coach (to self) "That should boost our confidence"

by Best User On Urban Dictionary August 10, 2025

Matt Jones Moderator of Losers Club

A person that is accused of, but is 100% not a furry I assure you he isn't. Guys I'm not a furry why do you keep bullying me I don't understand IM NOT A FUCKING FURRY GOD DAMNIT STOP

"Matt Jones Moderator of Losers Club is a furry."
"Matt Jones Moderator of Losers Club is definitely not a furry. DNA test came back and showed he is 100% not a furry."

by I'm not a furry guys May 17, 2019

Nigger dick loser

Someone who is 20+ years old, lives in their parents house, and has no job or future ahead of them.

Kevin can’t afford to buy any games because he’s a nigger dick loser.

by Siax March 16, 2024

Loser

The best fucking dude on the planet. This beige cube competed on the greatest show ever, BFB, and literally everyone loves him.

Pen: Hey Tree, did you see loser earlier?
Tree: Yea! And I hope he says hi to me!

by timothy10583 January 7, 2021