Loaf

1. The Best.
2. Sex.

1. -Who's Loaf?
-He's the best.

2. -Yeast is constantly having sex. In your bread. Loaf = Sex.

by Broseph Sammich May 26, 2010

Loaf

Often related to guys with the name of Carl. Because they are loafy. A loaf is accustomed with bread. It is the style in which bread is baked.

Ex.1: I just made an excellent loaf of bread.

Ex.2: Look at Carl. Man, he's a loaf.

by beasty95 August 11, 2010

J-Loaf

The feeling one gets from consuming large quantities of Americans favorite plentiful dish... Meafloaf. Usually found under the #7 combo on any classy truck stop dinner menu.

Flow, your meatloaf is puttin' the serious hurt on me.... I'm totally J-loaf'd

Ketchup before and after, yup, that's what is making me feel like a J-loaf.

Oh, I am absolutely stuffed from this large helping of plentiful meatloaf with a side of plentiful meatloaf, and of course my melatté didn't help either. I'm so J-loaf'd I need to undo the top button.

by C-aught you slippin' August 25, 2006

Tuna Loaf

a slice of creamed bread with a thick tuna rum on top. you just cut up the tuna aand fuck it on ur gental then put it on the loaf bye

i love loafs bye,
tuna loaf was an invention

by alyssa n jaylene October 23, 2008

Toronto MAPLE LEAFS

CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE AGAINST BOSTON 2013. LOSERS SINCE 1967. NO LEAFS NO. CRAPPITY CRAP CRAP. LEAFS SUCK

TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS SUCK

by iejfiwkrfjhriofrjhkldks March 21, 2017

loafer

a play on 'lover'

Garnered from an Italian saying the English word "lover" with an accent.

Can be used in place of "love".

"I loafer this food"
"Oi, you're my latin loafer."
"I am your loafer, koom keese me"
"I loafer soakin' cork!"

by popngen March 24, 2009

vagina loaf

when a large hovis loaf, is inserted into the vagina while being penatrated and having a vagina mole smile with pleasure.

Louise: shit dude i hate vagina loafs!
Maisie; why?
Louise; there just so fermented and gross,
Maisie: even worse than a butt plug?
Louise; fuck no! i love butt plugs

by NOTORIOUSBIGDADDYFUCK! January 31, 2009