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Texas Jump Josh

When you jump a person named Josh after someone pays you money to do so
I can’t hang out today I have a Texas Jump Josh to do
by GarbleDee M. Cox April 16, 2021
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Corner jump

Splitgate|Advanced maneuver|tactical reposition
Verb/noun
An amazingly tricky maneuver in the infamous video game known as splitgate. Devised by the three greatest players on the platform, these chads invented this strategic positioning that leaves your enemies completely bamboozled. However this is incredibly hard to master, typically taking 3+ years to understand and apply in the heat of battle.
Guy 1: yo corner jump watch this corner jump
*guy 1 clutches*
Guy 2: bro how dyou do that

Guy 1: simple tactical repositioning, aka the corner jump
Guy 2: damn I’ve never seen that before
Guy 1: corner jumping is very hard to master, took me 3+ years
Guy 2: wow ur so cool
by ThatGuyPablo April 10, 2022
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Ski jump titties

Women's breasts that are shaped as an olympic ski jump ramp. I.e. the boob has a slope down to a nipple that points straight out or up.
Man, I'm not gonna lie. Those ski jump titties kinda scare me a little.
by Goose9215 April 12, 2023
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mad air jump

When you swing back and forth on a swing then on your final swing out you release and propel your body forward and away and try to retain your balance as you land on the ground.
Crazy Johnny did a mad air jump off the swing and when he landed on his conchy joe butt.
by conchy joe April 30, 2014
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creampie long jump

When a women gets a running start from the kitchen, down the hallway to a designated white line at the threshold of the bedroom. At that point the lady long jumps towards the bed to a waiting, unprotected, fully erect penis. 3-27 seconds later.....
My girlfriend could win the gold in a creampie long jump.
by AlvardolovesHanrahan October 2, 2017
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Colorado Bean Jump

When you and your sexual partner break into a Taco Bell and participate in violet acts of sodomy using the taco ingredients then later putting the ingredients back to be eaten by people the next day.
"Me and Stacy are gonna head up to Taco Bell tonight to participate in a Colorado Bean Jump with her parents."

Tim's hoe slowly poured a Baja Blast on his penis during the Colorado Bean Jump.
by Bean Duncan November 3, 2017
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Double R Jump

Another name for a hidden shortcut in a forest/city/cave/race track/etc that for the longest time lays undiscovered, but once someone finds it, word gets around and everyone will try to use it as well, with varying levels of success.

The name comes from a fabled exploit in Mario Kart 64, when playing Rainbow Road, turn and jump just as you start down the first ramp, and if done right, you'll skip a huge portion of the track
Guy 1: There's gotta be a faster way out of this forest!
Guy 2: Follow me, there's a double R jump just up the road, we'll use that!
by Metallicajunkie October 20, 2018
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