by jimmyjerker2020 August 25, 2020
Get the Jerk the Jimmymug. No Jerk January Is a month like No Nut November but you're not allowed to jerk or touch your penis (unless you need to piss)
by lesbian mistake December 4, 2020
Get the No Jerk Januarymug. The NHL ice hockey team Carolina Hurricanes, as called by Don Cherry, the Canadian hockey writer and commentator, in 2019. The team became known for performing crazy post-game celebrations during the 2018/2019 NHL season.
These guys, to me, are jerks. They’re still not drawing fans. And I’ll tell you one thing: They better not do this in the playoffs. I know the rest of the people, all the broadcasters are afraid to say something … I know what I’m talking about. You never do anything like that. They’re still not drawing fans. They’re a bunch of jerks, as far as I’m concerned.
by Ostříž March 5, 2019
Get the bunch of jerksmug. The one guy got shot for being a real asshole, but the fake jerk would say he was just kidding after everything he said, so that people at the party would think the guy was relatively harmless, like a benign tumor.
by Solid Mantis June 24, 2019
Get the Fake jerkmug. "Yo, I walked in on your lil bro with his hand down his pants.."
"No problem dude, he was just jerking the chain"
"No problem dude, he was just jerking the chain"
by Jsmacky August 8, 2017
Get the jerking the chainmug. When a girl makes you think you’re getting some ass. Then leaves you with blue balls. Then you gotta jerk off painfully.
Bruh, this girl made me think I was gettin’ some and left me with blue balls. I had to go home and do the hurt jerk.
by G-rock October 2, 2019
Get the Hurt Jerkmug. A cult ritual formed by sexual cultists by masturbating in a circle around others doing the same. In the center there’s a porno playing.
“I’m board let’s call some people people over for a Jerk Circle”
“Sounds good, I’ll grab lube and tissues”
“Sounds good, I’ll grab lube and tissues”
by Фщджу September 1, 2019
Get the Jerk Circlemug.