Jake

The Sexiest, fittest man you'll ever know. Cool but nerdy and always has more than a foot long pork sword. All the girls want him but deny it to them self usually end with suicide. If you know a Jake and he is single let him know how you feel. His dick is so long, you'll be clinging on to the bed sheets

Jake its so long I... I... think I'm gonna...

That was so hot and moist.

by Cucugivychvhcibkb November 25, 2018

JAKEIRA

jakeira is a beautiful, strong, amazing girl with a big heart. if you ever meet one, cherish her and give her all the love in the world. jakeira is a girl who believes that she is not cute when she actually, truly is. jakeira definitely deserves better than what she is given but her happiness will come. she definitely likes white boys and loves bazzi, kehlani, etc. she will typically be a crazy girl (in a good way) but its fine because she will make you laugh 24/7. she will give you all the love in the world if you give her the chance. if you ever come across a jakeira, love her forever.

yo bro, is that jakeira ? yes sir. dang shes smoking !! lena: sorry but she has a wife. its me B).

by cool kid lena March 27, 2020

Jake0125

Nice Guy

I wish Jake0125 was active

by NotAnAverageGuy September 7, 2020

Jake Pauler

Gay

Guy 1: Hey im a jake pauler
Guy 2: Gay

by MasterGuy1 November 4, 2020

Jake webber

DADDY

"oh jake webber yeah hes daddy'

by jake webbers baby February 1, 2021

federal jake

A federal Jake refers to a jokster who always makes you laugh because they are stupid dumb.

Lol, Stiles you a federal Jake.

by Federal Jake February 12, 2018

jake gyllenhaal

The sexiest guy alive who was in Donnie Darko and The Day After Tomorrow. He is starring in Brokeback Mountain and Jarhead. If any of u r jake fans, then i love u all! and if ur not, then w/e.

Jake Gyllenhaal is way sexier than any other guy in the world!

by Im flipping awesome October 14, 2005