internet explorer

a program that you think you can use to view internet pages...but you cant.....it sucks balls

as in internet explorer sucks my balls.. cant even close the bitch when it doesnt respond.. unkown error closing application unexpectadly would you like to further delay yourself by trying to send a message to our tech people that will take another hour because no one in the world uses microsoft outlook as their main emailing program and youaccidently hit "yes" instead of the "suck my balls order me a macbook" button and now it has try to load and then tell me that i deleted some applications neccessary to open it.........shit..

by andyx March 3, 2011

Internet Memes

An internet meme is a photo,video,or plain text that makes one person laugh which then he/she reposts the thing that was funny and then more people repost that and make it viral. Once it is viral, it is now a internet meme that people can copy, edit, and do whatever they want to it to make it even more funny.

SHUT UP MOM IM TRYING TO LOOK AT INTERNET MEMES YOU NEVER UNDERSTAND ME.

by RkoIsLife1738 November 4, 2015

Internet Cancer

What you get when you watch Mattyb, Jacob Satourious, or Allah hu Akbar compilations on YouTube...

Mom I cant go to school because I watched an hour of leafy last night and contracted a serious case of internet cancer.

by Dick Faggot 101 August 12, 2016

Internet Toughness

A highly sarcastic term for machismo - implying that the person is so pathetic, they can only intimidate people online. Internet toughness is the opposite of actual toughness.

"Oh? You want to ban me? You don't have the internet toughness for that."

by spacekatgal July 13, 2009

Internet Explorer

1. The best browser to download Firefox.

2. An evil browser that is intergrated in to Windows 95 with IE4 Desktop Update, Windows 98, 98SE, Windows 2000, Windows ME, and Windows XP. And Bill says it can't be removed, but it can.

3. A tool for downloading viruses, spyware, adware, and trojans.

See firefox.

"Oh my! I just got a virus! And I keep getting them! And Internet Explorer is integrated into my OS! And I just downloaded Firefox!"

by IAmNotSashaFierce October 1, 2009

INTERNET BLIND

TO NOT HAVE INTERNET, UNABLE TO SEE INTERNET.

DUDE, I AM REMOTE AND RUNNING INTERNET BLIND.

by LEXWORLD May 25, 2010

Internet Embarrassed

When you're so embarrassed by something you wrote via email that you are humiliated even though you don't have to see the person "in-person".

Drunk emailing a friend/co-worker professing your misspelled undying love only to have them reply 'Well thank you for that, I was very touched; however I don't think the entire office needed to be cc'd on that". Internet Embarrassed.

by MookAl July 12, 2010