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white guy's lip-bite

The pathetic display a white teenage male produces when asked about sexual relations. He preforms this before explaining his sexual exploits to a friend or co-worker.
Dude 1: So what happened between you and Rachel last night?

Dude 2: (white guy's lip-bite) ohhhh! stuff went down!
by maxter723 March 1, 2009
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gooey guyser

when a guy cums in a girls mouth she swallows he sticks it in her pussy and she pukes it back up
i had to clean up the floor because my girl friend pulled a gooey guyser
by Bob Mcfish June 3, 2007
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every guy's dream

having your cock row a large amount(3 or more inches) in a short amount of time(4 or less months)
"So I was looking around in the locker room. Don't ask man. And I thought I saw this kid I used to know, but it couldnt have been him cause his dick was bout four inches longer. Then he walked out of that locker room into the arms of five cheerleaders. Every guy's dream. Every guy's dream."
by Clare..and of course..eric too. December 28, 2004
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Guysis

The male version of a 'crisis' that a woman experiences. Only instead of it being a real 'crisis', the male usually experiences technology crisis.
Ben: "Oh my god Matt! My computer won't start up!"
Matt: "Lawl, you're having a guysis"
by blackmansittingdown November 21, 2009
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guysearch

When a guy does a superficial search and proclaims that he can't find the lost object which is exactly where he looked.
He did a guysearch for the tissues, and announced they were nowhere in sight. She pointed out that they were directly in front of him, under the book he had earlier put on top of them.
by Oliverzip December 25, 2017
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Guystrology

Portmanteau of "guy" and "astrology".

A term for the "male personality types" ideology/belief. Much like Astrology or MBTI, the science or psychology behind the (at the time of writing) six types of guy (Alpha, Beta, Gamma, Omega, Delta & Sigma) are shaky at best and non-existent at worst.

Not useful towards anything but copium, and grindset for insecure men (though, sometimes women as well, this is much more rare), it is often heavily defended by its proponents, who use circular logic and claims of social and sexual prowess/positive results and little else to defend it. Usually beginning and ending with claiming that the person who disagrees is one of the "types" that are beneath them (which, in their eyes is all types, because they're all Alphas, of course.)
Guy: Dude, I don't know why that female turned me down! I'm a prime Alpha, and I even told her so.

Dude: Maybe if you didn't buy into that Guystrology crap, and just acted like a normal person, women would be more receptive?

Guy: Exactly what a Beta would say.

Dude: A "beta" who actually gets dates.
by Nojuan_Especial August 6, 2021
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Guysing

When a person is extremely drunk, but still stays up chilling at the end of the night.
by MelonsHW November 9, 2021
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