Grasshole

A grasshole is man-child, who acts like a asshole with a golf caddy swagger to him. Usually, they are plagued with a shoddy Chicago accent and unusually hairy legs, most likely to protect the skin from the sunny golf courses.

"Lyle was such a grasshole when he got 'maad' and broke his golf club in two."

by Wam Silson and Aurora Eisiger September 6, 2009

grass cutter

one who spends copious amounts of time and energy to ensure no stone is left unturned (literally) in their pursuit of a goal when all sanity dictates abandoning the cause

he's such a grass cutter, spent 4 hours looking for a matching sock rather than get another pair

by bergaron March 28, 2008

grass

Another word for grass that hasnt been used since the 60s

Man i been smokin weed since it was called grass.

by ELBRENDO October 16, 2006

grassfairy

A person who plays soccer. Usually refers to a girl.

Michelle is a grassfairy, she's always playing soccer.

Grassfairies are hot!!

by Michelle Dippo July 10, 2007

grass fag

A person with an exaggerated love for soccer. Especially used to define tree huggers.

He's a tree hugger and a grass fag.

by Trey el Jefe April 18, 2008

Grassturbating

Fondling your buds, while admiring the quality with a love-struck gaze, i.e. what pot-heads do when they get home after scoring.

Dude, don't go into Jeremy's room right now...I think he's grassturbating.

by WestSideSlant August 20, 2010

Grass

A herb found all across the world with lethal poison capable of killing those with no life who spend their lives in a dark room playing games. The people who have "touched grass" amount to the millions with thousands more dying each day. The "Grass" has not been eradicated yet. Please be on high alert.

Joe touched grass... Now we are here seeing him in a coffin.

by OmgYouAreGayINeverKnew September 14, 2022