Pissing in Front of the Pope

A term used to describe underperforming or messing up when stressed, usually when being watched.

Person A: Why can’t you sing it anymore?
Person B: I can, I’m just pissing in front of the pope.

by MrParkerLovesLearning September 8, 2023

The Fronts

When a person is not familiar with the controls or buttons at the front of their car.

Gary told Frank he had a bad case of the fronts when Frank didn’t know how to defrost his front window.

by Chrisjack477 June 28, 2023

Front Door Karma

Karma received before you’ve done the action to get what you had coming.

Somebody stole my wallet right before I was on my way to steal a car, typical case of front door karma.

by Mclovin0417 February 21, 2019

Front Butt

An eloquent way to describe the vagina

"ayy girl lemme see dat front butt!" "Really want some front butt"

by Dr. Ticklebutt July 29, 2019

Joseph Medill Patterson Masturbates In front On School Outside

Joseph Medill Patterson Masturbates In front On School Outside

Joseph Medill Patterson Masturbates In front On School Outside

by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 6, 2025

shut the front door

a subititute for the bad phtase stfu

shut the front door!

by xdr5t3evq3q November 29, 2023

front of the house face

This is someone who is very attractive, welcoming, and alluring. This person has a face that just makes you want to walk in and stay. I know someone who has this quality and I haven't left yet.

Lou: "Hey! You gotta hire my niece now. She's 18 and can be a solid greeter."
Al: "We don't need any help, Lou. I appreciate the offer."
Lou: "Hey! Angelica has a front of the house face. It's a no-lose situation. She's a gem among stones."
Al: "Oh! Well, now that you say that she's in like in win. I look forward to speaking with her. Now let's drink that Grappa."

by von groovy August 10, 2024