tool factory

Someone incredibly lame. More stupid than a tool, even more stupid than a tool box, and way, way more stupid than a tool shed.

Carson Daly became even more stupid that he passed tool shed status and became a tool factory.

by ceterisparibus December 3, 2005

factory settings

1. The default beliefs installed when you were a child.

2. An unexamined position you absorbed from your environment growing up.

I grew up in a conservative home so my factory settings lead me to vote Republican.
I grew up in a liberal home so my factory settings lead me to vote Democrat.

by riemannslost0 February 4, 2020

crust factory

(n)- Something that has the ultimate crust factor. Meaning it is very undesirable and therefore crusty. It is so crusty that it has to be referred to the place that makes the crust- the crust factory.

girl 1- heyyy look at my new shirt
girl 2- wow its like a crust factory, put it away
girl 1 *walks away crying*

by ABsofsteel June 18, 2013

barcode factory

When you make multiple self harming cuts.

Because of her I became a barcode factory last night.

by alyssia.fr March 30, 2017

as much use as a hedgehog in a condom factory

Useless at best, causing severe damage at worst. Similar to saying, "As much use as a bull in a china shop."

Guy 1: Damn it... My sister ruined my school project again.

Guy 2: Wow. She's as much use as a hedgehog in a condom factory.

by Ur waifu June 7, 2016

de facto vegetarian

a person who is too poor or lazy to cook anything other than rice or pasta

PETA rep: You should become vegan, hurting animals is bad.
De facto vegetarian: I'm too broke and lazy to cook meat, all I eat is pasta.

by aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanonymous January 25, 2011

baby factory

1. A woman gives birth to a large number of children and never seems to stop.

2. A woman who is always pregnant

3. Baby momma

Wow, its her 15th kid? What a baby factory.

by Mikeyboy22 November 22, 2006