soccer farter

Someone who farts while playing soccer

Jhonny is a soccer farter

by UglylilDress March 14, 2018

Prom Fate

As a form of destiny or fate, a Prom Fate is when you're going to prom with your prom date, then, before the end of the night, he/she either friend-zones or breaks up with you.

I met my Prom Fate last night, man. I miss her so much already.

by Garbonzo the 3rd May 30, 2018

Famous Farter

A person that thinks it is funny to always fart on everyone, and is fast to claim a fart just so people thinks it is him, even if he is embarrassed.

That guy is stinky and dirty, you can’t be around him for even one minute without him trying to be a famous farter.

Mark thought he was a famous farter, so he tried to fart on me and ended up starting on himself.

He’s so dirty, he gave himself pink eye trying to be a famous farter.

by Poncho5701 August 2, 2019

Cannon Farter!

When two separate dudes spray a bunch of lube into the ass of the separate women they were partnered with along with a vibrator to plug the hole. Each women on both sides gets on their hands and knees. Then they turn their butts until their asses are facing their opponent on the other side of the room. both men stand next to the women they were paired with while wearing authentic 18th century uniforms. When the men are in their designated position they face their male opponent and yell launch the cannons. Each women tries to launch the dildo and lube toward their opponents on the other side of the room using the pressure built up in their ass. She is tasked with angling herself just right using only her legs. The first person to hit either on of their opponents with the lube or the dildo projectiles win.

Becky we must settle our differences with Cannon Farter! John reload the cannon with lube and Vibrators. Now open fire!
Ps: if you have to bring this up during sexual therapy please tell them Mr.Kiwi sends his regards.

by Kiwi Cat May 13, 2020

I farted in the group

something to use when you’re texting your friends on a group chat and fart

me: yo guys guess what
amy: what
Kylie: what
me: I farted in the group

by HehejwiwoaoaoOzkkNklLaoaiwiieu May 27, 2020

The Fates

Three people who make your life good or crap. One of them can even kill you.

The fates got me.

by DictionaryGuy5000 September 15, 2020

el farteg

The ancient way of describing a large farter; a large fart

"Man that fart was el farteg"
"el farteg shes a farteg its farteg"

by iheartradioeatscummage December 9, 2020