Grasshopper-Eyes

/ˈɡrasˌhäpər-īz/
noun

Opposite of cross-eyes. Also known as strabismus or walleye (slang): A condition in which the eyes appear to be looking in different directions as with a grasshopper. Sometimes individuals with this condition are referred to as being "grassy".

Check out them grasshopper-eyes! I can't tell if that fool is eyeballing me or the wall.

by wvance February 13, 2019

eye begging

When somebody is noticeably eyeing your food and then proceeds to make eye contact. this process may repeat itself several times until the offender is offered food.

Look at TJ back there eye begging my food, you would think the guy can't afford chicken.

by privatejoker85 January 06, 2010

Eye prostitute

Someone who sells their body for prostitution. But for sight only, no touching.

Daniel: Did you see the new Megan Fox pics?
Riley: Yeah, she is such an eye prostitute.

by DrEmerick January 28, 2017

The Stanky Eye

when someone abruptly looks at you in a mean or dirty manner. Closely related to the death glare.

The stanky eye:
Jim: * watches from across the room *
Jen: JIM, QUIT GIVIN' ME YERR ****ING STANKY EYE .

by Brittany the Ginger(; April 14, 2011

Photoshop Eyes

when you are completely wasted (drunk, stoned, high) and you see this girl and she is the most beautiful thing you have ever seen, you get with her, wake up the next morning lying next to a drain turtle

*When you are so intoxicated that everything looks good

Dude i was so wasted last night i had on my photoshop eyes and woke up looking at this drain turtle

by Zaamie July 07, 2011

galaxy eyes

Someone,whom you love, with beautiful eyes.

"Jacob has galaxy eyes" Seth said lovingly.

by kjchoihewfoiwhefpioq November 09, 2017

eye slurp

the act of leering at someone in a sexually suggestive way. Typically, the "leerer" is imagining a twisted sexual act with the person he or she is looking at.

While walking down the hallway at work, Francis eye slurped Pat in her new skirt.

by spittingzombie June 12, 2018