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Eat pussy till you break your jaw 

Eating pussy until you break your jaw. This usually happens after eating pussy for at least 7.5 hours, but weak pussy eaters have been known to break their jaws after 1 to 2 hours. Only serious pussy lovers will put themselves in danger of breaking their jaws form mawing on pussy
What's wrong with your face? I broke my jaw eating pussy again. I just can't stop.

Drink till you drop and eat pussy till you break your jaw

I love eating pussy so much I broke my jaw once. But now I warm up with a little ass eating before I dive into the pussy
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Eat the salmon 

To go down on a girl and nibble on her vagina
Yo i was at wills house, I walked in on him and watched him "eat the salmon"
Eat the salmon by Summertimeee January 28, 2009
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Eat Rite Dump

A purposely induced fit of diarrhea brought on by eating at an Eat Rite. This is generally used as a cure for constipation or to clean out the bowel system.
Brendan: What did you do tonight man?

Brian: I hit up the Eat Right on Lindbergh Blvd. so i could take an Eat Rite Dump
Eat Rite Dump by bjkurtz221 March 15, 2010

eat your hat

to eat your hat means to disgracefully, and shamefully, and embarrassedly, or pissed.offedly REALIZE you are wrong about something, or that somebody else was able to do something
like writing, singing, painting, posing, pimping, etc better than you can. kinda like having to eat your own words, but without you even having to say something first.
punked, topped.
"biggety small sack saw stinky dopey dawg's new vid
and his shorty, latanyaneesha told him "guess you gones to have ta eat your hat now, huh, bitch".
to which small replied "slap!"

eat my lettuce 

1. The act of administering or performing oral sex upon a female.

2. A female requesting one perform oral sex on her
Female: "Frank, I would love it if you would eat my lettuce in bed tonight."

eat a stick 

A euphimism for oral sex.
"Wait, you're a virgin?"
"Well, I did eat a stick once..."
eat a stick by thetruebitches December 12, 2016

Eat The Apple Sauce 

Like drinking the Kool-Aid, but for Apple Employees.
You got a new job at Apple? That’s awesome. So you drank the Kool-Aid? No, but I had to eat the Apple Sauce.