donkey's yawn

a dirty big slack fanjita, the kind you find on burds from paisley, esp. the kind that drink in vienna's.

"i went home with big sweaty betty last night, when she ripped her kegs off i noticed she has fanny like a donkey's yawn!"

by frank pubes December 30, 2004

Donkey Punch

(Pertaining to the classic videogame Super Smash Bros.) When Donkey Kong unleashes his maximum power punch in the face of an opponent.

Puncher: DONKEY PUNCH!!!
Punchee: That f***ing Donkey Punch is too powerful! That s**t isn't fair!

by Reagan Smash February 20, 2007

donkey balls

Term used to show dislike for something so intense, you would rather be slurping sweaty, hairy, smelly donkey balls. Generally preceded by the word "suck."

Popularized by Eric Cartman on South Park.

1. Dude, flaming homosexuals suck donkey balls!

by cootercanoodler June 30, 2010

donkey work

Manual labour performed by one of lesser exoteric and assertive qualities than the leader. See bitch.

Jack is the youngest and weakest, the donkey work should toughthen him up a little.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

nodding donkey

A long, up and down blowjob - named after the action of the "nodding donkey" oil pumps in the inland oil fields of Texas.

shame she's gone, she gave real good head. not the usual - a proper nodding donkey session. *w00*

by Al December 28, 2004

hardcore donkey punch

When one is having sexual intercourse with their partner and right before climax one strikes her in the back of the head with vigorating force with intent to cause the twatty fun hole to give an ultimate masturbation grip on one's super studley retarded man snake. Side effects generally are major bruies around the dangle worm of fury, loss of memory, concussion, and possible though rare, coma, death, and loss of function of the man-gina or the man-gina itself.

Dick hardcore donkey punched Jane and gave her amnesia.

Police Report: "A couple abbrasions on the back, possible cause of death is a hardcore donkey punch to the back of the cranium. The Twatty Hit Slap Antagonist has strucken again..."

by Travis the Hardcore Asian Serial Butt Rapist May 13, 2006

feed the donkey

to finger-fuck a girl, aka give her a hand job, finger her, etc.

i pulled this well fit girl last night, and she let me feed the donkey

by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005