douchebad

Someone who ignores you on aim.

That Adam won't respond to my IMs. What a douchebad!

by Gee Minor April 16, 2007

douchebag

That area between a dick and and asshole.

Most often used when describing a member of the male sex.

"The Situation" just signed deals with Christian Audigier and Ed Hardy, what a douchebag.

by theachman April 25, 2011

Major Douchebag

A fantasy football participant who lucks into wins and spends a large amount of time proclaiming his/her superiority.

A Major Douchebag is prone to such things as carrying Dante Culpepper's jock, starting the wrong defense and pulling out a win due to a large quantity of unforeseeable kicker points.

by Kris Brown December 11, 2007

Schrödinger’s Douchebag

When you are both dead inside from the jokes you tell but feel alive when you laugh at them.

Metahumor is filled with people like you, Schrödinger’s Douchebag. More like show me your dönger. JK.

by Denuncerò January 4, 2021

douchebag

a man of great prowess and incredible charm who is often crucified by closed minded christian folks who live in a box for being valiant and having his own way in life .. douch bag is usually a guy who kind of resembles some type of mafia member and is the type of guy you want to marry but not date ... the term douchebag bye is used when extreame amounts of jealousy are present

God There he is again and hes with not one but TWO GIRLS!!!!! Uhh I hate that douchebag

by Mes one May 9, 2010

Douchebag

A Teacher or the Principal at William Lipscomb Elementary, Alex W. Spence Middle School or any random Person that comes up and asks you what your name is.

Lipscomb Elementary Ruined my Life!!! Everyone that goes there are Douchebags!!!

by Unknown159753 January 25, 2010

douchebag

1.- A feminine cleaning product.

2.- My dipshit bus driver.

1.- OH NO! My dog just ate my douchebag!

2.- So what do you say to setting that douchebag bus driver on FIRE?

by UpAllNightDude July 29, 2008