Baja Blast Diarrhea

Getting EXTREME diarrhea after drinking a MTN Dew Baja Blast.

"yo man that Baja Blast just gave me Baja Blast Diarrhea!!! Oh god i need to shit rn!!!"

by heisenbruhger July 7, 2023

Papa's Diarrhea

What happens when you put blue cheese, salami, eggs, and olives in a sandwich in Papa's Cheeseria.

1. I went to Papa's Cheeseria and got a sandwich... More like Papa's Diarrhea.
2. Mamma mia, Cheeseria, Papa got the diarrhea.

by dombomb64 December 27, 2024

Worse than French diarrhea

Extremely distasteful.

Mark: I heard you went and saw the new Claymation remake of "Citizen Kane" at the Odeon -- how was it?
Kip: Worse than French diarrhea -- unwatchable. We walked out and got frozen custard.

by FitofPeak2 June 11, 2025

I HAVE DIARRHEA

what a little bitch says when they have shit/human waste. When the girl was trying to make you laugh and you had to POopOo and you laugh so hard you shit your pants

OH NO I NEED TO SHIT! Wait... I HAVE DIARRHEA

by QWASZXEDCRTFGVBYHNUIJKMOLP January 10, 2026

i have hot warm explosive diarrhea

A statement about how your liquid defecation is warm and hot

i have hot warm explosive diarrhea sentence
Friend: "how's your day?"

Me: "i have hot explosive diarrhea."
Friend: "you didn't have to tell me that."
Me: "i have hot explosive diarrhea."
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Friend: "shut up"
Me: "i have hot explosive diarrhea."

by Poop man8675986479658437654908 September 15, 2025

diarrhilarious

A joke or situation so hilariously funny that it makes you laugh so hard that you shit in your pants.

Oh man, you better wear Depends if you go see Borat. It's diarrhilarious.

by figgarroo77 November 17, 2009

Diarrhetes

Similar to how one can get Diabetes by consuming too much sugar, one can get Diarrhetes from consuming too many diuretics such as coffee.

Symptoms include uncontrollable diarrhea and surprisearrhea.

Trevor: You don't look so good.
Jerry: I just had 3 coffees and now I think I have Diarrhetes!!!

by FrylockMastershakeAndMeatwad September 12, 2011