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Good New Democrat

A person you can count on to be there when you need them.

Karl Riley.
Everyone is flaking; I really need a good new democrat to help me out at this constituency meeting.
by Senor Fluffington March 28, 2024
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Why did democrats lose so bad?

A retard "Why did democrats lose so bad?"

Hym "I told you that was going to happen."

A retard "Yeah but why though?"

Hym "I mean, I told you what to do to win and you did not-that."

A retard "Nah, it's not that."

Hym "YOU wouldn't know! You thought you'd win! You didn't know you would lose but somehow you magically know why you lost? I mean, I can tell you why you lost. Dumb. Bad. Delusional. Retarded. It's a combination of all of those."
by Hym Iam December 11, 2024
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People’s Democratic Republic of Levana (PDRL) is the official name for a micronation located to the west of Norway.
They were born in People’s Democratic Republic of Levana
by Frieda ie. Maomai January 22, 2026
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The study of how large populations behave in democratic contexts—forming opinions, participating in politics, responding to leaders and events. Democratic masses are not simply collections of rational individuals; they're psychological entities with moods, biases, and dynamics that transcend individual psychology. The psychology of democratic masses examines how public opinion forms (often through emotion and identity rather than reason), how it shifts (through events, leadership, media), and how it can be manipulated (through fear, hope, division). It also examines the tension between mass psychology and democratic theory: democracy assumes a rational public, but masses are rarely rational. The survival of democracy depends on managing this tension—on institutions that channel mass psychology toward constructive ends.
Example: "She studied the psychology of democratic masses during an election season, watching as the public mood swung with every event, every ad, every speech. The masses weren't reasoning; they were reacting. Democracy wasn't failing; it was just human. The question was whether institutions could handle that humanity without collapsing."
by Dumu The Void February 16, 2026
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Is Pi Democrat or Republican?

When politicians and philosophers fail to agree whether the irrational number π subscribes to the liberal or woke ideology of the Democratic Party, or shares the conservative or puritan beliefs of the Republican Party (and maybe even the MAGA gospel of the Trumpublican cult).
Metamathematicians don’t think that π will ever conform to the biblical value of three, which is preached by some alt-right Christian nationalists, while far-left ethnomathematicians divine that π holds the secret to the workings of the universe. Is pi Democrat or Republican?
by Numerati June 28, 2025
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baptize some democrats

When you take a shit, trying your best to make democrats worthy of anything
Excuse me, I need to go baptize some democrats
by Rev Sharpton July 9, 2025
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Launch a democrat

Defecate. Take a dump. Drop the Obamas off at the pool.
After eating a huge lunch and drinking four cups of coffee, I definitely had to launch a democrat.
by NylonPimp August 21, 2025
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