fresh as a fucking daisy

Awake and with it

"I saw him this morning and he said `Wow you look as fresh as a fucking daisy!` (with mocking English accent)"

Steve-O
Gumball Jackass

by Badboy August 27, 2003

Dailybacon

A nardly lookin' homeslice who caps crusty bustas and leans like a G. Dailybacons tend to be sweet at final fantasy 11 and often come in long, skinny varieties. Dailybacons have a strong dislike for furries and hate crab-walkin' sissies. A key phrase used by Dailybacons is kon kon. If you see a Dailybacon who is acting like a crab-walker, he is most definitely an impostor trying to camouflage themselves.

I suggest you run less you want both your legs broken by a Dailybacon, you crab-walkin' sissy busta furry!

by AbJ32 June 11, 2008

Daisy

A cool crazy and sometimes funny clever girl who loves J-ELLO and is obsessed with 5 seconds of summer and crazy about the Maze Runner and wil go CRAZY if someone talks about it and wishes one day to break the world record of baking the most pancakes and is always singing songs with her BFFFL when we are in the car

Daisy is so obsessed with so many things.

by Jello Dolphin January 2, 2015

daisy chaining

British teenagers engaging in a form of group sex The practice involves teenagers going to each others' homes to engage in sex with multiple partners.

I'm going to Susie's house to daisy chain with a bunch of British chicks.

by hdgkdhgkjd May 2, 2005

dailypoa

One of the best adult sites out there on the web.

New pieces of ass posted daily - hence daily piece of ass.

www.dailypoa.com

I check out DailyPOA.com every day to see all the latest beautiful babies!

by Goumba December 9, 2008

dairylea dunking

when a man jizzes into a womens pussy then takes his dick out of her and makes her suck on. He then puts it back into her pussy, takes it out and makes her suck on it again etc just like with a dairylea dunker.

hey i had an awesome session of dairylea dunking last night

by gingerjake February 25, 2009

daisy dumpling

Definition
when a man and a woman are having sex, the woman shits all over the man while they are fucking.

Examples
Yesterday, when i was fucking my girlfriend, out of nowhere she gave me an unannounced daisy dumpling.

The man in the scat video was given a daisy dumpling by a hot blond.

by Doug Beaumont May 19, 2009