doraemon

the coolest motherfucker in the world

Doraemon is so cool.

by hot china girl January 2, 2004

Doroon

One of Garion's younger friends from Faldor's Farm in the book Pawn of Prophecy, the first book of The Belgariad by David Eddings.

Doroon was never the quiet one, and almost never shut up.

by Kyle t June 5, 2004

dormhole

Combination of dorm and asshole. Quite simply, a college student who is a real asshole that lives with other people in a dorm. Most likely an immature underclassman, a dormhole demonstrates a noticeable lack of courtesy and personal hygiene.

I half-slept through an entire night before an exam listening to dormholes talk loudly in the hallways and slam their doors when going in and out of their rooms. Moreover, they got drunk, trashed the main lounge, and shit on floor.

by shoryuninja April 2, 2006

dorkumentary

A documentary done on the dorky subjects of fantasy, sci-fi, or computers/technology.

"Trekkies" and "Darkon: The Movie" are two prime examples of a dorkumentary.

by Rick Rock May 23, 2006

dorkfest

A gathering of nerds or goofs going to that special outing.
The indecisive mumblings of a group of twits.

Several people chuckled at the dorkfest on their way in to see
Ernest gets a circumcision.

by johnnisalsa February 22, 2008

dorkumentation

Technical documentation written specifically for a target audience of dorks, nerds, or geeks.

Examples of dorkumentation:
- Software design specs
- Engineering diagrams
- Any document that describes any technical proceedure.
- The king of all dorkumentation: dorkuments that the red tape monsters require you to write, but nobody is *ever* going to read them.

by Patricia A. White May 6, 2008

Dorkberry

A hideous, 1970's-scientific-calculator-on-the-belt-throwback, electronic contraption that was invented by cellar-dwelling, booger-rolling, ass-monkeys in the early 21st century in Canada (eh??). This device is often used by dimwitted, masturbation-addicted technosexuals to festoon their belts, along with 3-4 additional paging devices as a modern symbol of socio-economic importance. Or shall we say, impotence?

Nerd: Dude, can I borrow your Dorkberry?

Dweeb: What for? I am waiting for an important text from my posse at the Lost in Space Convention!

Nerd: But I need to Google the closest location to find a contractor who specializes in "anal extraction".

Dweeb: Huh?

Nerd: I got carried away listening to SirMixalot's "I Like Big Butts" on my iPhone, and my iPhone got lodged in my anus.

Dweeb: OK, you can use my Dorkberry

by FastEddie, KOS May 2, 2009