Crooked Fence

A sexual position. Another modified Wobbly H. A group orgy, where the first and last members are guys. Thus, creating 2 fence posts, which have crooked girls (fence beams) in between them. Patented from the Wobbly H club, Overland Park, KS chapter in association with Las Vegas, NV chapter.

"Those girls fell victim to the crooked fence."

by Ryan January 20, 2004

crooked cunt

Tilted cervix. Where a woman's cervix tilts toward the rear of her body instead of towards the front of her body. This results in a male partner feeling like he is bottoming out in her vagina.

"Dude, I was hittin it so hard, I felt I was bottoming out, It's like she's got a crooked cunt or something."

by schonstraws October 23, 2012

Crookery

Out doing criminal activity

He looks shady like he is about to get into some crookery.

by Sikkone September 29, 2014

chookie embra

see chookie edinburgh

by Anonymous March 13, 2003

Cook's treat

Street name for coke used by senior chefs.

Can't wait to get stuck into the cook's treats after this service

by Juicy Steve August 5, 2010

Cooked off my Rocker

When you are very very VERY high off of any stimulant, and/or depressant, and/or hallucinogen.

"Yo John how's that Alaskan Thunderfuck?"

"Dude, I'm cooked off my rocker"

by Tyl3r33 September 11, 2011

cooked spaghetti

The act of comparing the stiffness, or status of your labido to cooked spaghetti which is limp and lifeless.

Jim was not into Megan, he was cooked spaghetti.

by Danmaj April 21, 2014