crook town

Crook town is a shithole full of chavs, emos and sluts. All you see is 10 year olds smoking or taking drugs. Barely any 12 year old virgins left in crook. A place where you will end up getting stabbed!

Crook town is scum and a shithole

by Meadows mafia lass June 25, 2014

crosling manoeuvre

The 'Crosling Manoeuvre' is when one sits quietly on a toilet, pretending to be part of the toilet apparatus, hoping an unsuspecting person in need will drop their pants and sit right on top.

I can't believe it! Igor performed the Crosling Manoeuvre successfully on me again. Surely I won't fall for it next time.

by prageeth November 13, 2017

Croco kid

(Inspired by Leon) a weird kid with crocs on

Yo did you c that croco kid back there

by MAXKELLYMADETHESE!!! January 28, 2019

crouton.net

A really awesome and totally time worthy website that you should definitely visit.

BOI

1) You: see crouton.net: It's beautiful. Iv'e looked at this for 5 hours now.
2) Man, I LOVE Crouton.net! Go to it now. GO TO IT NOW MORTAL BEING!

by AlexComixInc October 21, 2020

Guido Crown

A hair style, not always used by Italian males, where their hair is long and spiked up all around their head and not spiked in the middle of their head. Ususally there is an excess of gel used to achieve this look.

Giovanni goes out to clubs with his guido crown in hopes of attracing women.

by BiGirl422 May 22, 2009

Wrestling Crocodiles

The feeling of restlessness & constant fidgeting when trying to get to sleep after a heavy night of partying on Class A drugs. Namely Ecstasy

Those pills were good weren't they" "Yeah defo, I was Wrestling Crocodiles all night

by birko23 March 9, 2011

Petty Crocker

Cooking up petty revenge like a Betty Crocker cake; excelling at all things petty

“She ate all my Oreos so I replaced the filling with toothpaste.”
Damn girl! That was very Petty Crocker of you!

I’m such a Petty Crocker! My roommate woke me up early, so I blasted “I’m a Barbie Girl” on a loop for 3 hours.

by Jade silver November 23, 2018