Science Crafting

The strategic design of a research program, from hypothesis formation to methodology and interpretation, to produce a result that aligns with a desired outcome, while remaining within the technical bounds of acceptable practice. This includes p-hacking, selective outcome reporting, choosing unrepresentative models, or framing conclusions in a misleading way. It's using the tools of science not to discover, but to produce a predetermined product that wears the mask of objectivity.

Example: "The industry-funded lab crafted their science on the chemical's safety. They used a rodent strain resistant to its effects, tested only unrealistically low doses, and 'explored' dozens of health endpoints but only reported the two that showed no problem. The crafted study, published as 'rigorous science,' concluded the chemical was 'well-tolerated.'" Science Crafting

by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026

The craftsman

When you get a blow job on your riding lawn mower

Toms wife gave him a blowjob while he was mowing the lawn on his new 48” sears riding mower on fathers day. The craftsman was born.

by Greasy Snake July 6, 2025

Tony on Craftfall

When someone gets salty (or mad) over a video game and leave that current Discord server

Them: Why did you destroy our base with all of our stuff in it?!
Me: Because we technically owned the base before you came along
Them: Fuck you, I'm leaving the team!
*They left the Discord Server*
Me: What a Tony on Craftfall!

by BuffaloBillions February 18, 2020

5 min crafts

bullshit life hacks that do nothing

5 min crafts suck

by dev176235596 February 24, 2021

fat rabbit on a craftmatic

To have a lady with a juicy luscious vagina in your bed

“Bro, I just put a fat rabbit on a craftmatic!”
“I hope I can put a fat rabbit on a craftmatic after the party”

by DROLNWORB November 19, 2021

Grunts and Crafts

Anytime a grunt (infantry fighting person), or a group of grunts design something for a specific situation, in a short period of time, to solve a real time problem on the battlefield. Essentially, arts and crafts for military people, but on the fly.

An example of this would be retrofitting Humvees to survive IED attacks. Or when the USMC outsmarted DARPA's AI with cartwheels and carboard boxes.

They needed to fix the machine gun, so they had a grunts and crafts session to solve the problem.

by WalterWhitesPhD November 19, 2023

Arts and crafts

Put googly eyes on any hole in the body(ass,pussy,bellybutton,ears,etc) and fuck it pretending its head

I got excited when my girlfriend finally agreed to do it arts and crafts style

by Ivan(likes it arts and crafts) February 28, 2024