Rent-a-cop

Public Safety, Constables (US), Code Enforcement, Safety Patrol, Bay Constables, any uniformed federal agency, railroad/airport/transit police, etc

AND

ALL security guards, special police.

Rent-a-cop are people who lack the skills to be real cops.

by No Name USA December 27, 2005

Rent-A-Cop

After some intense fourplay You tell your woman that you'll be right back and you head to the garage and flip all of the breakers off simulating the power going out. You grab your trusty flashlight (must be Maglite brand) and run back to the room. With all of the comotion she should be just as hot and there is nothing else to do, but proceed. In middle of going down on her, incorporate your trusty maglite into the mix, handle side, without her knowledge of what it is. When she asks why is it so cold and so hard, just turn on the light and say "Maglite baby!"

Donald: "Hey, what did you do last night?"

Joe: "Our power went out and I banged my girl with my maglite!"

Donald: "So you played a real Rent-A-Cop huh, what she do, fix your sail sack ."

by rounder222 December 23, 2006

rainbow cop

When i Male ejaculates in the females oral passage and the Female discharges her period blood into the Males Oral Passage and they then passionatly make out.

Girl : "i just did a 1440 over the Spine on HEELYS"!
Guy : "/care?, lets Rainbow cop"

by Iwan xD September 7, 2007

Suicide by cop

A thing that most people don’t know and only heard it from rick and morty like me

That’s suicide by cop like from rick and morty

by A guy who is very fat May 22, 2020

Rent-a-cop

A obnoxious cop with a very large "ego" who is nothing but a waste of space in the police district. These low lives would rather stuff their faces with donuts at a nearby krispy creme or take a nice stroll into the neighborhood and arrest anyone for just about anything than perform their jobs properly. They enjoy harrassing citizens instead of helping them in a time of need. They are very adament about one's situation. Also dubbed as "donut eating bastards."

Cop: Let's see here...who can i harrass today? *officer targets a bunch of teens chatting* Cop: *shouts out window* Go home to your fucking mother! It's curfew! *cop drives off* Girl: It's 4:00 pm you stupid rent-a-cop!!!

by xnamidax November 1, 2011

A-Cop

White boy who thinks he's HELLLLLLA black. a.k.a. Wigga. talks black, walks black, etc.

Man, that kid is actin like such an A-Cop!

by Jay-Z June 3, 2003

Nado Cop

The Coronado Police Force.
The laughing stock of all police.
Police that do absolutely nothing.
The kids that were picked on in school and then became cops to be dicks to everyone.
Fake cops.

Was that a mall cop?
Nah man, that was a nado cop.

Did that cop just try to pull you over?
idk, I lost him two blocks back.

by Nielmobile March 20, 2012