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cock blockade 

when a group of a female's friends form a pact to protect thier friend from any male contact.
oh my god, look at that massive cock blockade around her!
cock blockade by Ben Jammin February 10, 2005

Cock Swords 

When two or more males get erections, pull their pants down and whack each other with them. The first male to lose their erection wins because he is the least gay.
Troy McLure and Ben Stiller were sitting around Ben's basement bored one day. They both realized they had boners, so they pulled their pants down for a game of Cock Swords. Ben lost his boner before Troy did and Ben was declared less gay than Troy.

cock nosed anal raiding ass monkey 

An imaginative insult that you call someone who's really...really...REALLY pissing you off.
Annoying Person: "Your mum's gay and like so are you. Your mum's gay and like so are you. Your mum's gay and like so are you."

Annoyed Person: "Do the world a favour, please shut the fuck up."

Annoying Person: "HAHAHA YOU'RE GAY AREN'T YOU?! YES YOU ARE LOL YOUR GAY YOU GAAY GAAAAAY FAG ASS!!!"

Annoyed Person: "...Shut the hell up you cock nosed anal raiding ass monkey!"

Annoying Person: O_O

Cock Sleeve 

A promiscuous woman who involves herself in vast quantities of sexual intercourse to the point of her own objectification. In other words even worse than a common slut.
Random douche1: Dude have you talked to jessica yet? she will fuck anything that walks.

Random douche2: Yeah man i love it, shes just cock sleeve.
Cock Sleeve by darkslayerryu October 11, 2012

cock sweat 

fucking long and hard all night long
I banged the bitch all night what a cock sweat!
cock sweat by Charley Mais September 3, 2008

Cock-Sand 

Dried semen that has been crushed up into a fine powdered substance for the purpose of snorting.
No Rebecca, you can not get pregnant with cock-sand.
Do you think my cock-sand will return to it's original state once re-moistened.
Come share a line with me, it's been cut with cock-sand.
Cock-Sand by RollerBitches March 3, 2015