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Commission

A transaction involving the exchange of money from the commissioner to an artist in exchange for custom pornographic artworks. Typically refers to anime and furry art.
Damn. Did you see that guy's commission? I was all like FAPFAPFAP!

I couldn't find any art of Goku sexing up Gotenks so I believe I'll commission somebody for one.
by DerpWolf September 28, 2010
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cosplay commie

Armchair Marxist. A typical sheltered, white, suburban, upper middle class college student of any shit tier degree like arts, sociology etc. With his soyboy levels off the charts always joins an antifa branch because he never was part of any group, probably sat alone at lunch in school. Hates capitalism yet always wears branded clothes and haves the newest iphone.

Hated by everyone, from actual communists for being a poser and a part of the bourgeoisie, to the fascists who regret being economically socialist after they encounter one and even other cosplay commies because they are always in competition who can virtue signal more.
A: Why is that fag screaming at the preacher?
B: Something, something, religion is the poison of the masses.
A: What a cosplay commie.
by Dick cheese enthusiast February 5, 2018
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Itty bittie tittie committee

When a group of females have an abnormal form on the windpipes. Females that are generally boney and whiney. They tend to sport spandex pants and have there hair in a bun because of there small breast size. Most fourteen year old girls sport the itty bitey tittie committee but unfortunately estrogen levels don't support most females breast size that form the trendy itch and scratch pasty.
Tom. What time is that party?

Jeff. About ten why?

Tom. Because I hope those girls we met last night will be there. Those bitches were hot.

Jeff. Damnt Tom quit getting hard over the itty bittie tittie committee.

Jeff. Shit my pet cat tinker bell has bigger nipples then them girls. I've seen bigger mosquito bites on my neices hamster.

Those girls are so flat winded they need to find some tp.
by Jimmies. March 13, 2011
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commi

Jane Fonda is a Commi, always will be a commi, and embodies all that communism stands for.
by Freedom Loving American February 22, 2008
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Commiekazi

Did you hear? That antifa dude went all Commiekazi at that meeting and got kicked out.
by Putin up with ur shit. April 9, 2019
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commitium

Verb: to roll out, peace out, get the fuck out, an exclamation of the following, or the Roman House of Representatives, always accompanied by the international roll out hand gesture
"Dude, do you want to roll out to the UC?"
"Yeah, trill, commitium!"

"Hey I banged your sister last night!"
"Commitium!"
by Peter Jenks April 10, 2005
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commiting spermicide

to masturbateexcessively, usually a session of masturbation which is done in intense private ( as if at a friends house, or a public restroom(
DUDE...Brandon Paris came to my house, and when I walked into the bathroom, I saw him commiting spermicide to pictures of (we know who)!!! I made him wipe it up!
by Northun Californya Gangstuh March 12, 2008
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