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Order of the Buffalo 

A pseudo-secret society of drinkers who take a pact to drink with their non-dominant hand, however at the time of the pact are unaware of the nature of said pact. When failing to comply with the usage of the non-dominant hand, another member of The Order of the Buffalo has the right to challenge said member, and if correct in accusation, the offending member must down his/her drink in less than one minute. If the accusor is wrong (as in the case of mistaking a southpaw for a right hander), the accusor must down his or her own drink in less than a minute. Origins remain contested, however scholars maintain that "The Order" first rose to the preponderance of a population in the Republic of Fatumastan, amongst the Fatumois (who are not yet a UNESCO protected group but may soon become one). Membership is at will upon induction, but remains for life, irregardless of the member's wishes. Note: This applies only to libations,l. Water, soft drinks, and other beverages with no discernable alcoholic content are exempt.
Definition: Order of the Buffalo
Accusor: Buffalo!

Accused: Oh Sh!t, not again! *Gulp, gulp gulp*
Order of the Buffalo by Fatuman August 12, 2019
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iron water buffalo 

The Indian word for water truck.
"Heap big iron water buffalo move fast, like a coyote, and it is loud like a bear when he goes by house."
iron water buffalo by Bodacious Brian September 15, 2022

Sha Sha Wang's Crispy Buffalo Chicken 

It is a delicious specimen of burnt chicken buffalo kebab that beautifully goes hand to hand with Wagachi Sha Ti's Slurppin' Bubble Tea. Will give you explosive diarrhea
Woah, Sha Sha Wang's Crispy Buffalo Chicken is soo~ Lë Ēpìc

Dirty Buffalo 

A sexual act wherein the male cums on the female's face, then flips her over and fucks her to orgasm.
"I gave her the Dirty Buffalo because I love fucking her while I watch my cum pool in her eyes."
Dirty Buffalo by Noahsk April 7, 2010

bucking buffalo 

1. (n) An act when a man thrusts his penis into a woman/man's anus and whispers over her shoulder, "Wow you were good, almost as good as your sister and mother." While she tries to throw you off, stay on as long as you can. Thus, you have performed the bucking buffalo.
1. I was about to do a bucking buffalo on my wife last night, but Susie came home and we had a threeway
bucking buffalo by Wizzerjagger March 29, 2008

Zero-Dark-Buffalo-Hour 

A time to be ready that is considered too early in the morning. Usually, it is a time between 02:00 and 05:00 a.m.
Example One:
Director: Tomorrow's schedule begins at 05:00 a.m., so be ready by 04:30 a.m.
Employee (under his breath): Oh crap! Another Zero-Dark-Buffalo-Hour timing!

Example Two:
Employee One: What time do we have to be ready?
Employee Two: Zero-Dark-Buffalo-Hour
Employee One: Shit! I wanted to sleep in!

Water Buffalo 

i do NOT hunt water buffalo.
Water Buffalo by Gabe Reyes April 30, 2004