Brandon

Brandon is the funniest and most charming boy you will ever meet. He can make someone who is feeling sad feel really fucking happy. He can seem like a dumb ass sometimes but that’s just part of his sense of humor. Even though some people tend to disagree, He is actually very wise and intelligent. Brandon’s perfect match would have to be a kaylah or someone who has a personality like a kaylah because they are both really fucking funny, intelligent,have a lot in common, get along well, and have little differences. Brandon doesn’t care about what others say about him and will not let anyone dull his sparkle. Oh yeah, and he will literally be friends with anyone who is nice to him :)

Dude one - “yo Brandon is such a dumb ass”

Dude - “no I have U.S history with him and he literally makes 100s .. maybe ur the dumb ass here “

by UrmomAndUrauntie_BOI May 14, 2018

Brandon

Brandon is the most magnificent one! Stands true and makes his haters completely hate him by not breaking or bending to their expectations. Amazing in bed! Funny, charming and seductive, Brandon will most positively make your bf jealous and insecure. Even though faced with more demons than most, even some that may make you want to turn and run, he will still captivate you in his own way(s). Pass the chance up with a Brandon and you will learn to regret it. Can be your best friend or worst enemy. Mysterious and outspoken, he may come off as apparent but this is simply a tool to weed out for what he is hunting for. Very smart and talented Brandon's are....very talented! Impressive tools and skill sets he will possess!

Once you go Brandon....you don't go back!

by Married to the wrong one March 5, 2021

baby nun brand

Toilet paper packaging with the picture of a baby with a towel draped over it's head.

I need to buy some baby nun brand, I'm running out.

by JBem December 27, 2005

Paint Branch High School

A suburban high school located in Burtonsville, Maryland (10-15 minutes outside Washington DC). It is part of the Northeast Consortium with While located in MoCo, it is minutes away from both Howard and Prince George's Counties. Paint Branch is a mix of a variety of races, with no true majority ethnic group. There's everything from hicks to thugs at Paint Branch, and everyone somehow coexists. While it's not the nicest or richest school in MoCo, it's by far the most well rounded.

Paint Branch High School is way better to go to than Springbrook or Blake.

by 08 Panther December 16, 2008

Brandy Melville

A store popular amongst teen girls. Well known for their “One Size Fits Small” policy. If you fit into their clothes and have a generally “trendy” or “basic” style you’ll love it. Generally affordable for teenagers. They lack in diversity but are still one of the top stores for teen girls

Person 1: “Omg i love your skirt where did you get it?!?”

Person 2: “Thank you! it’s from brandy melville!”

by whore4dior December 26, 2019

not my brand of whiskey

not my area of expertise

boy: dad can you help me with physics homework?

father: non, physics is not my brand of whiskey. i am a chemical engineer.

by Sexydimma September 18, 2012

Brandon

The sexiest guy on the face of the earth. A total hunk with a steamy personality and has the amazing ability to sweep a girl off her feet. And on top of that the sweetest person you will ever meet with crazy comical skills.

Girl 1"Oh my gosh, hes soooo dreamy!"
Girl 2"OH, i know!! Hes a total brandon!"
Girl 1"Don't get any ideas, I saw him first!"
Girl 2"Pff, are you kidding? you'd never deserve a brandon!"

by eprincess99 August 11, 2010