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Cock blocked

prevents pussy for other, also known as Vikki
Dude, did you just get cock blocked twice by Vikki?
by Bitchum May 3, 2016
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Clock Blocked

When you are having a wet dream but your alarm clock goes off right when you are about to get to the best part.
Nicholas was cranky the other day because he said he got clock blocked.
by JungleNugget May 22, 2016
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Cock Blocked

People who are too stagnant and stuck up in their own emotions and environment to know whats really going on in reality.
You: In Call of Duty Zombies, lets turn on the power first so we can survive longer having most of the Perks

Asshole: Shut the Fuck up!

You: What did I do?

Asshole: Your stupid!

You: You want to fail the game? Why you so Cock Blocked? You have a Dick stuck up in your mouth or something? It sounds like it..... literally

That's an example of the word phrased "Cock Blocked" people. Have fun and get used to it because there are some people who are like that, and of course other people trying to solve problems.
Don't be the one who is Cock Blocked not unless somehow you end up on this page and are one.
by VirtualShark August 22, 2016
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Glock Blocked

When trying to buy a gun at work and the firewall blocks guns and violence
Man, I was trying to look at a Glock online at work and got Glock Blocked!
by Glock Blocked February 23, 2017
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Cock blocker

Taylor wanted a girl but Keith was being cock blocker and Taylor didn't get the girl
by Yachty boat November 21, 2016
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Bum Blockers

Any item or device used to remove the less-savory elements of routine urban life, such as crazy homeless people and garbage, from one's sensory perception.

Common examples are headphones for blocking sound and darker sunglasses for blocking visuals.
Person 1: "Did you hear that tweaker flipping out on the subway on the way here? God this city is such a shithole!"

Person 2: "Nah, I had my bum blockers in. All I heard the whole ride was my music."
by MarpatAnon May 16, 2017
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