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Your grandfather bisexual

This is one of, if not the, strongest "ur *relative* *LGBTQ+ trait* sentences around. Saying this will not only vaporize the person you were talking to, but have very bad effects on anybody around. People very nearby (5-10 feet) will die or (at 10 feet) fall into a coma. At 11-25 feet, people will contract pontentially fatal diseases and get radiation poisoning. At 26-35 feet, people will have lesser diseases, like diarrhea or hiccups and some radiation poisoning. At 36-50 feet, people will get a tiny amount of radiation poisoning and get a cold or the flu. At 50 to 150 feet, people will feel the shockwave of you saying "your grandfather bisexual", and feel as though you had just insulted them personally. DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME.
Joe: We could have avoided all the radiation fallout of the nukes in WW2 if we had just sent them a letter saying "your grandfather bisexual".
Wyatt: NO! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

(Wyatt is dispersed throughout the known universe.)
(Everyone within 150 feet feels the effects of Joe saying "Your grandfather bisexual".
(Joe gets 5000 life sentences with no parole from the President of the United States.)
by Rennie22 March 12, 2018
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gray-bisexual

Someone who experiences sexual attraction towards anyone occasionally.
"Hey, I thought I'd never have a crush again"
"Maybe you're gray-bisexual."
by alienshannon January 22, 2016
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semi-bisexual girl

A semi-bisexual girl is a girl who is sexually attracted to only a limited number of girl or girls and does not consider herself a bisexual in the general sense.
Guy 1. I overheard Christine say that she'd fuck Christina Aguilera if she had a chance. I thought she was straight.

Guy.2 Man, she's only a semi-bisexual girl, she only feels that way for Aguilera.
by Infantry7503 December 24, 2008
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emo bisexual

another misunderstood word in the english vocabulary tht some fucksticks think they can ruin. first off emo in a word short for emotional not im a sad lil' rich kid who thinks his/her life suks cuz they got a porche instead of a mercedes.and bisexuality has been taken over by stupid fucking bitchass str8dykes who think it would be kewl to kiss each other and not consider other peoples feelings at all. a bisexual like myself actually have feelings for people of the same sex and they might actuall have a chance with spending the rest of their lives with that person of the same sex and opposite sex. and bisexual does not mean you are polyamorous you do not date both a guy and a girl at the same time unless you are both bi and polyamorous. yet some ignorant pricks like to think as both of them as the same so being a bisexual emo means that you have and unstable emotional balance and you happen to be bisexual as well...AND EMO PEOPLE DO NOT CUT THEMSELVES CUTTERS CUT THEMSELVES! ONLY A PARTIAL AMOUNT OF EMO PEOPLE ARE ALSO CUTTERS!!!!!!
oh Kaitlynn my dad wont let me come out tonight because ive been out every night this week making out with u because guys were around...im gonna go cut myself

i kno wat u mean my mom saw me make out wit u infront of my bf and got mad so i stabbed myself in the foot

THESE ARE NOT EMO BISEXUALS!!!!!!!! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
by ~blah, blah, blah~ December 20, 2009
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Battleaxe Bisexual

A Bisexual who's educated in bi history and actively fights against biphobia and bi erasure. Battleaxe Bisexuals are shortened into BaBs. BaBs know that pansexuality and other mspec labels (omni/poly) originated out of awful bi stereotypes and biphobia.
Anna: Who are Battleaxe Bisexuals?
Emma: battleaxe Bisexuals are Bisexuals who fight against biphobia and bi erasure. They know that pan is the same as bi and it contributes to biphobia.
Anna: oh thanks. I support BaBs!! And so should everyone
by Seahorsefishes January 24, 2021
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Battleaxe Bisexual

battleaxe bisexuals (BaBs) are a (typically) exclusionist group of bisexual identifying people who believe that pansexuality, omnisexuality and polysexuality contribute to biphobia. some of these people typically are asexual/aromantic exclusionist, transmed, genderfluid exclusionist, and/or hate on anyone that is in the LGBTIAQ+ community that isnt specifically any of the following (Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Trans), as they believe that the LGBTIAQ+ community is specifically for those groups of people. some of these people also threaten and harass pansexual/omnisexual/polysexual, and even other bisexual folk who are not against other m-spec labels. many BaBs tend to say that these people are not battle axe bisexual, however, this is prevalent behaviour among them

Bisexual means attraction to more than one gender, however, its a very broad term, as there are some people with preferences and others without, hence the other m-spec terms that exist specifically to narrow down said users preferences. an example, not all bisexuals are pansexuals, but all pansexuals fall under bisexual

and no, panphobia is not hate against pansexuals, its a serious anxiety disorder, use the term anti-pan (this is literally coming from a pansexual)
Tracy:"hi! i identify as omnisexual!"
Mike: "oh cool! i identify as bisexual!"
Alex: "thats awesome! i identify as pansexual!"
Samantha: "OMFG uR coNTRIBUTIng TO bIPhoBiA yOU fuCKIng rEtARds"
Mike: "ew, a BaB"
Alex: "dont mind them, theyre a battleaxe bisexual"
by Zer0Rebel4 November 9, 2020
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Super Bisexual

A bisexual person who won't date transgender people
Donald is super bisexual because he only dates cisgender men and women, in other words normal people
by UltimateDoge November 19, 2022
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