throat beard

1. Fancy facial hair grown only on one's throat
2. What to grow when you lose a bet

1. Whoa! Look at that chick with a throat beard!
2. Man, the Lions lost again. Guess I'll have to grow a throat beard.

by Lamar69 August 8, 2006

wizard's beard

1. A man's beard consisting of the softest, fluffiest and whitest human hairs imaginable. Usually found on an elderly man's chin. Softer than a hamster. Requires of you to feel the hairs in a friendly way. In fantasy settings usually only Wizards have these types of beards, hence the name. Chinese people can grow these kinds of beards too, although the chin hairs grow 256x faster than the cheeks or sideburns. Incredibly rare in Atheist and to a lesser extent rare in Christian parts of the world. Other religions are more beard-friendly resulting in a greater chance of finding a man with a wizard's beard.

2. Can also refer to an incredibly bushy amount of pubic hairs. You can also find crotch crickets here on occasion.

1. Fu Manchu has such a nice wizard's beard. I just want to run my fingers through it and cuddle him.
1. Saruman II was cuddled and hugged by Ivan V in Imperial Russia and his wizard's beard was felt.

2. Last night my schlong got tangled in Roxanne's wizard's beard.
2. Yassin's wizard's beard has too much semen dried up in it. He should wash it or else he'll have crabs.

by Braveheart's thirst for blood February 7, 2007

bearded biscuit

hairy camel-toe pussy

i banged that bearded biscuit out.

by slugger666 November 15, 2009

Bearded Shit

A bearded shit is when a bearded face is pushed into an unexpectedly stationary dwarfs ass with the resulting pressure causing some beard whiskers to get stuck to shit

Why did he stop moving? I could have ended up a bearded shit

by The Mystery Writing Monkey March 29, 2010

osama's beard

when your pubic hairs are longer than your penis

shave osama's beard and your dick will look longer

by lawrence55rolb October 22, 2009

Turkey Beard

A woman's vagina with large flappy lips

That ladies turkey beard was wore out.

by Michael Fleis. July 16, 2008

Chin-Beard

A beard that remains completely contained within the chin area.

Check out that nice, small, properly shaven chin-beard!

by Beardman!!! July 4, 2010