hot air balloon ride

Person lies on their back, the woman straddles the face creating a seal between the labia and the mouth. the person on the bottom blows into the woman to "inflate" the uterus. The woman grabs two hand-fulls of hair (the basket) and holds on for the balloon ride.

"Dude, i was trying to give a 'hot air balloon ride' and I got a mouth full of blow back."

by Elrond Driscoll February 4, 2009

Albuquerque Hot Air Balloon Fiesta

In a sexual situation. When one partner passes a fart from his or her butt to the target's vagina, then seals it up. Like a hot air Balloon, for which the southwestern US town's fiesta is famous.

Last night Alan gave me an Albuquerque Hot Air Balloon Fiesta. I've been queefing roadwarrior style all morning.

by Maddie Queefer May 5, 2009

badSol

n. Reffering to Derek B. An expert Unix system administratior; a great programmer; a *nix addict

badSol knows how to fix the kernel problem.

by John K May 20, 2003

ballontologist

A person or persons who plays with there balls enough that they are well qualified to give there input on what balls should look like.

James should always ask his ballontologist if his balls look ok.

by scotty sav February 25, 2008

clown ballon

A long, continuous piece of poop.

That clown ballon comes in at 8.5 courics!

by velopope April 12, 2008

balloon knot

The puckering effect on or appearance of the skin of the anal opening caused by the anal sphincter which is a ring of muscles at the opening that keeps the anus closed as stool collects in the rectum.

Hey, don't forget to clean your balloon knot.

by mistergee September 14, 2008

balboa

balboa is slang for cannabis resin in liverpool(rocky),

(rocky balboa)

alrite softlad any balboa on ya?

by drcannabis August 22, 2006