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boss

Someone who chops their balls off and dies erraday
"Mr Samberg, thanks for coming to your performance review."
"No problem"
"So you're in charge around here. Is that fair to say?"
"Absolutely, I'm the boss"
by Peter3 July 6, 2009
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The Boss

Video Game Character, Hardest and LAST enemy in a particular level
by Zacrobtho May 9, 2005
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Soz boss

A much cooler way of saying Soz boz, Soz boss is a word that chavs/teens will use.

Soz boss is used as a reply when someone is getting angry at you or is trying to act hard to you.
Jen: GEORGE WHY WONT YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
George: Ooh soz boss!
by J. Joris June 30, 2010
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bosky

Variant of the name "Elizabeth"
White silk common in Asia
Boski or Bosky is like Betty, a nick for Elizabeth
by Jackie_1231 March 30, 2008
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Boss Player

When you combine a boss and a player. You get something past pimp. Boss player.
Chuck Norris.
Guy 1: Dude I boss played the poker match.
Guy 2: How much did you win.
Guy 1: Boss player.
Guy 2: That's a lot.
by Bossplayer June 10, 2010
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BOSS OUT

BOSS OUT is a term that a person (usually a boss) would use to inform either 1 to an infinite amount of people that he or she, which would then be the female boss, is leaving the current party/gathering/cult meeting/ or boss conference
Boss 2: YOO BOSSSSS, WHERE YOU GOIN??
Boss 1: BOSS OUT
Boss 2: IGHHT, PEACE BOSS, STAY BOSSY
by CPHOOOOD June 8, 2009
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boss

1. That guy you know who came over to your place earlier today when you were at work, banged your girlfriend from behind while smoking a blunt, stole your iPod (with her permission, of course), and left that weird stain by the foot of your bed that you were just wondering about. Strangely, you do not feel bothered by this and are instead filled with great respect for him. Now you know why your girlfriend sometimes calls you 'John' during sex, when your name is Steve. Everyday he does at least five (5) things that you wish you could do but are too much of a pussy to.

2. That girl you know who is better friends with all of your friends than you are. She is also better looking on a bad day than you on a good day. Celebrities read gossip magazines about her. She once had a one night stand with Johnny Depp and left him in the morning with a tear in his eye. He still tries to call her and leave voicemails every so often. You named your cat Sarah after her, so that you could try to use it as a conversation topic to talk to her. This conversation attempt was an overwhelming failure.

3. A word that non-boss people like you use to describe things of extreme awesomeness. Thus, anyone who uses the word 'boss' is by definition not a boss.
you: ooh baby you like that?
girlfriend: yes yes John!
you: ha, he's a pretty cool guy
--
John is a boss.

you (9:35pm): hey, my cat's named Sarah too!
Sarah (9:36pm): lolwut??
you (9:36pm): she's soo cutee!!
Sarah signed off at 9:37pm
--
Sarah is a boss.

you: that's liek sooo boss! LOLOLOL
--
You are not a boss.
by not_even_close May 10, 2011
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