row the boat

- a sexual act where an individual sits in between two men and stroking one d*ck (represent the first oar) with one hand and the other d*ck (representing the second oar) with their other hand and doing so in a rowing motion similar to how you'd row a regular boat

- "rowing the boat" can also be performed with more than three people as you can have a larger "boat" where there's more "oars" available with more people stroking them in a rowing motion

I had a threesome last night. We all got naked and I sat in between the two guys and started to row the boat for us.

by tomriddle69 September 17, 2017

jump the boat

To not look before you leap, to take action before thinking.

“Slow down, Kiddo. You’re starting to jump the boat,”

by KennyTheGoneOne April 22, 2018

load the boat

To recruit a large number of people towards your cause.

If we’re gonna get Karen fired we’re gonna have to ask everyone in the department to document her recent behavior, you know, load the boat

by Dr. Tampa August 6, 2019

Row-Boat

The act of motor-boating (making a noise and rubbing your fact between some titties)
on a lady with small boobies.

Dude, I Row-boated that Donna chick with the small tits back it seventh grade.

by Ojizzum August 12, 2008

tickle your fancy floating boat

A euphemism for something naughty that one would do to another person.

I want to tickle your fancy floating boat.

I can't wait to get those girls home, and tickle their fancy floating boats.

by ARMWKL August 24, 2010

Bloats

A word commonly used by the skeets, meaning a lie. Probably derived from the real meaning of the word bloat (to swell up or inflate), which is normally applied to their tales.

Mind you, the skeets often use bloats to refer to things that often aren't bloated. Like their car.

Ayy, that's bloats, she disn't be riding yet, leek.

by Fry Crayola December 10, 2003

just off the boat

naive, simple

He acts like he is just off the boat.

by Choonik Kwon January 6, 2004