Austin

a fat purple kangeroo

dont be an austin, theyre always mean

(meany) austins mean evil

or ill find you.

by FATKANGEROOS March 6, 2019

Austin

Austin is a smart funny great with the ladies guy and will make anyone’s day 10x better. Anyone would be lucky to find themselves with a n austin.

Damn your dating Austin your so lucky.

by Wolfgangar March 14, 2019

Austin

He’s a toxic try hard thinks he’s hot shit but really isn’t. He’s considered a fake friend

Austin is a fake bitch

by Joe management April 28, 2020

Austin jones

One who can’t resist the sucking of dicks

Austin jones

by Jeff5362874 October 7, 2020

Austin hoffman

The greatest Person ever

Austin Hoffman, He likes cheese

by Mythix the cheese man November 23, 2021

jake austin ronci

the love of my life, jake austin ronci. jake is kind and cute and funny. he is lily’s bf!

jake austin ronci and lily r sooooo cute at the football game!

by lilyissocool November 28, 2021

Pulling an Austin

1. The act of making your phone ring then answering it, pretending you are talking to friends who are in fact not real.

2. The act of ratting out multiple people in order to save your own ass in a situation where it isn't even necessary.

3. To tell someone they are "Fucked up" when in fact they are completely sober.

Example 1:

*Phone rings*

Person 1: "Hold on guys, I gotta take this"

Person 2: "Dude, there isn't anyone on the other end, he just has no other friends so he is pulling an Austin."

Example 2:

Parents: "We are going to press harassment charges because of that text message."

Person 1: "No, wait, I will tell you who I was with and what I was doing that night, perhaps then it will ease the tension."

Parents: "No need to pull an Austin here."

Example 3:

Person 1: "Dude, you're the most fucked up I have ever seen you."

Person 2: "This is apple juice, and you're really pulling an Austin right now."

by Scoobydog September 30, 2008