why did the dog bark

The dog barked because it can

When you wanna make ur friends confused just say "Why did the dog bark?"

When you wanna make ur friends confused just say "Why did the dog bark?"

by Suppertimeintheevening! January 13, 2022

dog

god. a thing to worship
the goodest boy, girl,...

dog spell backwards is GOD!!!!
how did i not know this before!

by fheiuowgroag bahr September 10, 2021

mad dog shitting razor blades

When you are having a conversation with someone that continuously charges the topic to avoid the conversation.

Person 1: So please provide some evidence that can only work on a Flat Earth and wouldn't work on Globe Earth.
Person 2: ...You don't know what Dark Matter is!
Person 1: Talking to you is like a mad dog shitting razor blades! I'm out

by WozInOz May 10, 2024

Dog

the best friend any hooman could ever ask for,

although they are cuddly and sweet, they love to play!

Chocolate labs called coco on Instagram @coco.the.chocolate.lab.cute are the best Dog

by cocothechoccylab September 28, 2020

Torso Dogs

A synonym for one's limbs attached to their shoulder. This term (deriving from the recently synonymized word for foot, i.e. dog) is often used in a demeaning tone.

"Get those torso dogs working you filthy animal!"

by Moonn_stone June 26, 2022

Plague dog

Anti-mask, anti-vaccine person spreading misinformation and viruses.

Plague dogs were out in force opposing the latest mask mandate.

by The Masked Masker December 10, 2021

dog shui

The proper arrangement of home furniture to allow pets to look out your windows

My Dog Shui Master said to put the couch by the picture window so Fluffy can alert on the mail man.

by Pinandpuller November 19, 2017