Balling up rule 1.

Rule #1: if the spliff is itta...

don't even pass that shit to me.
guy 1: what's the most important rule in balling up rules?
guy 2: definetly my Balling up rule 1. is the spliff rule
by srak.ec. June 08, 2022
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oh balls fuck my life

an exclamation used to express a great amount of distress, depression, frustration, etc.
you say it when shit sucks.
tara-lee: grandma died earlier today.
spencer: how'd she die?
tara-lee: she got a bad batch of crack.
spencer: oh balls fuck my life.
by whaddup tara-lee September 06, 2008
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A statement in order to convey that whomever has said this has absolutely no control of the situation. Also used in conjunction with Monkey Shit Fights, SNAFU, ATFU, FUBAR.

I don't know who the Dick driving this train is, but we are just the balls gettin' dragged the fuck along!
by JSP123 October 12, 2008
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The Terms 'Hotter than Satan's Balls' is used when it is unbarably hot outside . Satans balls is approx. 1200 thousands degrres and burns your mouth if you lick it
by SOULJHA BEAST October 19, 2012
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well balls to you too sir

when you ask a question to someone, and they either reply with meh, or they dont say anything at all.
hey man, what day is it?

meh....

well balls to you too sir
by gurt chode April 10, 2011
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Bust My Balls Buffer

Someone who is willing to be a bufffer between two people busting each other's balls and or driving eachother insane. The BMBB is typically a child(over 18) or grandchild(over 18) willing to step in and “say separate corners people!”
“Don we need to have Rachel come be the Bust My Balls Buffer! This is just getting to crazy! “
by Ariel PlusSure December 04, 2017
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Like a dog with a burst ball

To do something with excessive relish and gusto in the manner of a dog playing with one of those cheap plastic soccer balls which has suffered its inevitable puncture.
by Sammy Beckett February 24, 2005
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