The Trump Touch: the pretty-much-polar-opposite of the Midas touch, in which everything one touches, turns to shit 💩 💩 💩
Not just locally, but for everyone, in all directions, like explosive diarrhea. 💩
Not just locally, but for everyone, in all directions, like explosive diarrhea. 💩
Rory: Kenneth lay used the Trump Touch on Enron, before the Trump Touch was even a thing.
Mike: That's fucked up, man. Who hires these fools, anyway? Oh, rlght, no one.
'Elon Musk laid some serious Trump Touch on Twitter, that with a twist of Marijuana Logic.' "Yeah that company's f***** no matter what 'fancy' new name he tries to give it."
Mike: That's fucked up, man. Who hires these fools, anyway? Oh, rlght, no one.
'Elon Musk laid some serious Trump Touch on Twitter, that with a twist of Marijuana Logic.' "Yeah that company's f***** no matter what 'fancy' new name he tries to give it."
by J. Tschlottman March 19, 2026
Get the The Trump Touch mug.An X user named @hyuUeh72 posted that 'Kristina Pimenova and Barron Trump have exactly the same age, similar personalities, same ethnic origin (slavic) and same beauty level.'
Kristina Pimenova, born on 28 December 2005, is a Russian professional model and she is still considered one of the most beautiful female faces in the world, a title which she was given by the media when she was just 9 years old. She has 2.4 million followers on Instagram. She is a very humble and lovely girl and she surely has a lot of similarities with Melania. Weirdly, she also looks like Melania when she was in her late 20s, mainly because of their eye shape.
By the other hand, Barron Trump, born on 20 March 2006, seems like a very independent and respectful young man. People are sure they know about each other because their popularity peaked at one moment.
They both like online videogames. They have a very reserved personality and they never caused any problem as public figures. Apparently, they both lived in the same city (NYC) at one time.
Barron was also linked to the Spanish Princess Leonor of Bourbon.
Kristina Pimenova, born on 28 December 2005, is a Russian professional model and she is still considered one of the most beautiful female faces in the world, a title which she was given by the media when she was just 9 years old. She has 2.4 million followers on Instagram. She is a very humble and lovely girl and she surely has a lot of similarities with Melania. Weirdly, she also looks like Melania when she was in her late 20s, mainly because of their eye shape.
By the other hand, Barron Trump, born on 20 March 2006, seems like a very independent and respectful young man. People are sure they know about each other because their popularity peaked at one moment.
They both like online videogames. They have a very reserved personality and they never caused any problem as public figures. Apparently, they both lived in the same city (NYC) at one time.
Barron was also linked to the Spanish Princess Leonor of Bourbon.
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47th, and current president, of the United. He shouldn’t have won the election, but a bunch of angry young dudes who can’t get laid put him in power to strip away people’s rights.
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