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Are you on crack? 

1. The actions/words you just displayed are unbelievable!

2. You're not your normal self, Jim.
Why are you laughing so much? Are you on crack?
OR
Stop vomitting... are you on crack?
Are you on crack? by fallacy October 30, 2001

yeah, but what are you going to do? 

a phrase coined by Homer Simpson where a situation doesn't typically favor one's way and they're either powerless or too lazy to do anything about it.
Marge: (checking mail) Hmm free sample of Lemon Time Homer: Ooh, give it here. (chuggs bottle) Marge: Homer that's dishwashing liquid! Homer: yeah, but what are you going to do?

are you joking? 

Often said by middle-aged bald men, with a moustache, who take children in his van.
"Hello mister, can I have an ice cream for free?"
"Are you joking?"
are you joking? by NatsuTRO December 13, 2015

Are you anywhere

a hush hush way to ask a person if they smoke weed.
originating from the thots of a pothead
allie: are you anywhere?
speck: all the time man

what are you? 

Originated in the ghetto streets of High Wycombe, England. Upon being insulted with the usual derogotory profanities, the person would then reply with this phrase. Making the person whol insulted you, think about what indeed are they. Realising they are nothing, this insult usually wins....
Colin: "you know, you really are a cock!"
Alger: "really?"
Colin: "yeh, and your gay!"
Alger: "really? well tehn what are you?"
what are you? by Alger Barington December 31, 2004

Are you good 

A term used to ask if someone is "ok" mainly not intended as a question like "are you ok"
Ariel:god Courtney ur a slut go drink bleach

Courtney: no bitch like are you good
Are you good by Babygirlslaying;) February 17, 2017