western surprise

Taking a cattleman’s revolver and shoving the barrel into a woman’s ass while you’re fucking her and then scream “this town ain’t big enough for the two of us”

My wife took the kids and left after I gave her a western surprise.

by LordCatbagger June 18, 2022

weezerific

when you want to see terrific but it's weezer.

"oh my god, that weezer poster is weezerific!"

by urmumssaggytits June 22, 2022

Weezer

virgin music

i bet Brayden listens to weezer

by anti_weezer June 25, 2022

weezer'd

when you play the fabled buddy holly riff at random

you just got weezer'd *buddy holly plays*

by lauchfromdarkages June 25, 2022

western poopy dick

When doing anal in the position reverse cowgirl, your significant other shits on your dick. Therefore giving you the Western Poopy Dick.

God Kara gave me a Western Poopy Dick last night. Made a huge mess

by ShrimpyMcgee July 2, 2022

Weever

The most powerful and ugliest fish out there

Oh look! I found an ugly weever fish! He is so powerful.

by cringedrunkmaster July 4, 2022

weener

a shlong

lewis has a big weener

by orlando mano July 11, 2022