wax the weasel

To either getting a blow job, or laid, which leaves your junk with a nice shiny film.

Man, I'm going over to that ho's place to have her "wax the weasel"!!

by Incorrigible October 15, 2013

screeching weasel

(v) - The act of swallowing a lit marijuana blunt to avoid confrontation or arrest from police

Stoner: Quick! Do a screeching weasel, there's <5-0> behind us.

by CMoore014 September 9, 2009

Weasel

Dodgy geezer who snorts crack

"yea man that kids well terse"

by Mark Kelly December 1, 2004

shit weasel

Alien creature that resembles a lamprey. It developes inside a human host until it bursts out of their ass.

"Boy did that shit weasel burst out of my ass. I sure am dead now."

by William March 29, 2003

weasel

See aaron

YO weasel, Sup in the house my home-dawg?

by Weasel October 18, 2003

weaner

A common misspelling of the word 'wiener.'

Wafflesmassacre0: lol yer a weaner!!!!!
deysemehrollinX: wtf
Wafflesmassacre0: wut
deysemehrollinX: that's not how you spell it dum ass
Wafflesmassacre0: then how u spell it?
deysemehrollinX: WIENER.

by HUDDYKINS January 14, 2009

weasel

a horrifically obvious toupee

Look at the weasel on that dudes head. Oops the chimp fucker heard me.

by Tumbleweed November 25, 2003