drug waiter

someone who scores drugs for pals, until they come to expect it

"I'm not gonna be derek's drug waiter any longer - the dude only ever calls me when he wants to score"

drug waiter by stendhalismo April 7, 2005

Help Wanted 

Cruising the street for prostitutes

George and I totally went and put out some help wanted.

I will have to join you next time.

Help Wanted by Computer class bandit October 14, 2005

White Girl Wasted

To get completely drunk, wasted or sloshed to the point where you can no longer control yourself physically or mentally. Term originally given to younger white girls, mainly college freshman, after they consume way too much alcohol. This commonly results in overall incoherency, and brief "skankyness" before a quick emotional breakdown. Which are all followed up by the process of destroying the party through multiple drunken slurs and complete trashyness and finally passing out in an upstairs bedroom because they are too drunk to make it home.

Yo you see that girl Chanelle Storlie (made up name) last night??? That chick was white girl wasted!

White Girl Wasted by KobeSucks42 June 29, 2011

wasted 

To bring to a specific state by drinking alcoholic liquors, or other drugs.

"Man, i just pissed all over the toilet seat, i'm so fucking wasted."

wasted by macka March 6, 2003

wastebrush

(noun) A frequent insult principally aimed at a "waste of space"

ie. Someone that is worthless and has no reason to be living, can also be very stupid and selfcentered.

"You WASTEBRUSH"

"Alans's a WASTEBRUSH"

"Shut up you WASTEBRUSH"

wastebrush by Lampton January 13, 2009

wasteflan 

A wasteman who is fat enough to be mistaken for a cake.

"That man is rather fat, and, indeed, quite waste."
"So fat he could be a cake?"
"Indeed."
"He's a wasteflan."
"Hokey Flokey!"

wasteflan by Didgeridon't June 23, 2009

Wastebook

Common: Discovering how perfect other friends lives are through Facebook making you feel like a waste.

Alternative definitions:

1. Someone engrossed with the social mechanisms of Facebook. Miserably procrastination on facebook due to a lack of responsibilities or self interests.

2. Personal plethora of frequent Facebook sins.
Facebook sin, i.e. breaking social media norms.

3. Facebook pictures consisting solely of clubbing culture.

4. The Facebook masquerade of a perfect life.

1. I've done it agian! I've missed studying, scrolling through wastebook newsfeed!

2. Social sins of the form: Radical feminist posts, public displays of affection, inappropriate statuses, being a beg etc

3. Jessica's memory museum of clubbing photos is Wastebook gold standard.

Wastebook by Cheeky_KONT May 26, 2015