Balsamic vinegar

A hard word for elmo

Random: *something about balsamic vinegar*
Elmo: that's a hard word for elmo

by I_seriously_need_a_life February 20, 2023

Balsamic Vinegar

A popular vinegar used on salads and in Italian cooking. The word Balsamic is derived from the Latin word “BALLSAMINO” meaning scrotum or gonad sack. This highly prized vinegar is distilled from the scrotum excretions of pre-puberic boys, giving it its characteristic aroma and pungency. The more expensive blends are formulated from 60 day unwashed scrotums whereas the less costly ones are only festered for a maximum of two weeks. Up until recently, most production came from the Italian monasteries and seminaries using pre-castrated choir boys. Now however, due to worldwide outrage over this practice, production is down and several other countries are now producing this special tonic. Africa and Asia now produce more than Italy. The African blends are particularly pungent and flavorful while the Asian varieties exhibit a slightly fishy odor and taste. Although the Asian varieties have yet to become popularized in the United States, they are steadily gaining market share on the west coast, particularly in the San Francisco Bay areas.
My children’s mother, an Italian immigrant herself, absolutely loves Balsamic vinegar but the store bought versions are way too expensive. Luckily for me, my three pre-teen sons are happy to help her produce this at home. As an added benefit, my hot water and gas bills have gone down significantly.

Wow, this balsamic vinegar smells and tastes just like you after a week of no showers. Your such a pig.

by Snowpimp48 March 12, 2023

poo vinegar

Stink.

There's is poo vinegar on a baby's pull up.

by Debskelly1985 April 4, 2023

Mattox vines

Mattox Vines has such a fat juicy ass. he can clap with his hands tied together. boy what would i do to pronebone that.

mattox vines got the dump truck and it’s not even trash day

by coccl May 15, 2023

Sharonic Vinegar Mouth

A sex position in which the giver ingests vinegar and holds it in their mouth, after which they perform oral sex under the receiver by spitting the vinegar into the receiver's preferred orifice and henceforth drink the accumulated juices when they re-descent.

Did you hear? Janet tried the Sharonic Vinegar Mouth last night and Brad ended up with vinegar in his eyes.

by Extena March 16, 2025

Salt & Vinegar

Sexual Counter-Move: When you catch your gf pickling your eggs so you make her suck all the vinegar off your nuts.

He caught her surprise pickling his eggs so he gave her the ol Salt & Vinegar.

(see definition: Surprise Pickling)

by Snipes12345 April 20, 2025

Martha's Vineyard

The black Nantucket or a place where rich black people go for vacation

Rich white friend: Hey where are you going for the summer?
Rich black friend: Oh my family and I are headed up to Martha's Vineyard.
Rich white friend: What's that?
Rich black friend: It's the black Nantucket.

by thegirlwithsixchins November 28, 2017