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Vaginitis Battyee

An ailment that causes a man to start growing a moistie where their balls used to be. Causes include fear of losing to a superior competitor and fear of the pussy whip.
Dane told his friends that he could not come out tonight because he had to do his washing. At this point there was two loud pops and a sudden rush of moistness in his underderps. He had indeed come down with the dreaded Vaginitis Battyee Disease.
by Hman April 18, 2008
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vaginal termites

When you put Pop Rocks in your partner’s vagina, and proceed to have intercourse while the candy is lodged.
“My boyfriend gave me vaginal termites and now I crinkle when I walk.”
by DigginBalls September 17, 2021
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Happy day of Vaginal exit

The more lewd and horny fun way to say "Happy birthday", best to be used for people who are comfortable around lewd and horny or straight up enjoy it publicly.
Person 1: Hey I heard it's your birthday today?

Person 2: Yeah!

Person 1: Well Happy day of vaginal exit, hope you have a wonderful day

Person 2: What's that?

Person 1: Just a lewd and horny way to say happy birthday!
by Zesilina Newborn May 6, 2021
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Vaginal Frog Wednesday

A weekly celebration of people with vaginas who like frogs.
"Happy Vaginal frog Wednesday"
"you just made that up didn't you"
by goicker March 10, 2023
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Vaginal Waterboarding

When a woman who squirts sits on your face, and orgasms thereby nearly drowning her partner.
I went down on a girl last night, and when she squirted in my mouth, she nearly killed me with her "Vaginal Waterboarding"
by Yodas Dong November 28, 2021
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vaginer diner

Performing oral sex on a female
Ex. Hey Jesse how was her vaginer diner ?
by Jake steel December 11, 2013
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Vaginal Jousting

Blair and Lindsay went vaginal jousting
by Gfckrslf June 22, 2024
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