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Uncle Jerry

The new nickame Alan Kalter, announcer of The Late Show with David Letterman, has given himself in place of "Big Red." This is usually when he uses his street talk to try to sound like a gangster and calls host David "DL".
"Hi, I'm Alan Kalter, TV's Uncle Jerry."
by defgtyu September 12, 2008
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Uncle Tom

1. An someones uncle who's name is Tom, Thomas or Tommy
2. Racist derogatory term for an African American conservative/republican
1. I took the boat out to my Uncle Toms lakeside cabin last weekend.
2. Some blue haired freak called me an Uncle Tom because I voted for Ron Desantis last month
by SmokeWeedEveryday123 November 27, 2022
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Uncle Jack

A term used by Jews to insult fellow Jews who happen to be members of the Republican Party, or simply have more conservative views.
The Republican Jewish Coaltion are a bunch of Uncle Jacks!
by Theo L. January 3, 2006
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Uncle Charlie

to give/recieve a hand-job over pants/garments. Usually common in heavily populated areas, restaurants, cabs, movies ect.
John: Yo mang! You hook-up with that girl last night?

Arnold: Well the bar was packed so she gave me a quick uncle charlie under the table
by Gus. E April 22, 2009
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Aspartame Uncle

A lightweight sugar daddy. Similar in connotation to simp; a man who provides material resources to a woman in order to become indispensable... just without having a lot of material resources in the first place.
Beth: "Sure, Dylan isn't the best in bed, but he does buy drinks and pizza."
Dina: "Nice to have an aspartame uncle looking out for you."
by htheorem May 16, 2021
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Uncle donald

A scumbag loser that lies, manipulates, and tells stories. We have a nickname for him its called “donnie ruxpin because he always tells stories you cant believe. This man only cares about what he can get from people including money. He doesnt care about his 4 kids he has and only cares about sex. He also steals, is a bum, and expects to live in your home rent free. He abuses animals as well and lived here in NY everybody knows the type of person he is and a select few dont take or fall for his shit including lies. This man will never change and people want you to feel sorry for him……well i got news for you i dont. I personally dont like him and wish he would all do us a favor and fuck off!!! Hes a piece of shit that runs from the law, in and out of jail, and screwed his family over multiple times. This man is the worst and avoid him at all costs!!!!
Mom: have you heard from uncle donald?
Me: no this piece of shit is never home and is probably out being his gay ass self the loser that he is!!!
by Furry2011 January 21, 2022
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Sugar uncles

When you have many men giving you sugar, and none of them are important enough to be called your sugar daddy.
I don't need a sugar daddy. I have three sugar uncles who take me on dates all the time.
by Ayemwiz January 9, 2017
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