twat waffle

a douchebag who walks all over the Earth with no remorse

Me: “Why is he such a douche?

Friend. “I know that fucking twat waffle.”

by milosfishtank January 23, 2021

Twat wafflery

The act of being an asshole or twat waffle.

John says...That’s some twat wafflery going on over there.

by Pink Cherries March 15, 2021

Twat whopper

A Twat Whopper is a big ol slingin dick

That Kevin's got a massive twat whopper.

by Tallywhacker Hawn December 16, 2021

twat cane

The standard male penis or one that has a deviating angle towards the head.

She always has extraordinary orgasms due to her husband’s genetically perfect twat cane.

by Koeito August 2, 2023

twat snot

The mucus-y subtance that is produced by a possibly unhealthy twat.

I swear, she stuck a bottle in her cooter, pulled it out, and drank the twat snot that collected in it.

by bunny September 15, 2004

twat slap

the act of extending the fingers and palm towards the female genitalia to produce an enjoyable sound

"dude sheehan said jenn yelled at his for giving her a twat slap last night"

by taylor butler October 25, 2006

Twat Bagel

A man who substitutes a warm buttery bagel for a moist vagina.

Jerry is twat bagel because he has substainal amount of butter and bagels and has no girl friend or apparent life.

by donkeypunch09 January 3, 2010