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twat waffle

a douchebag who walks all over the Earth with no remorse
Me: “Why is he such a douche?

Friend. “I know that fucking twat waffle.”
by milosfishtank January 23, 2021
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Twat wafflery

The act of being an asshole or twat waffle.
John says...That’s some twat wafflery going on over there.
by Pink Cherries March 15, 2021
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Twat whopper

A Twat Whopper is a big ol slingin dick
That Kevin's got a massive twat whopper.
by Tallywhacker Hawn December 16, 2021
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twat cane

The standard male penis or one that has a deviating angle towards the head.
She always has extraordinary orgasms due to her husband’s genetically perfect twat cane.
by Koeito August 2, 2023
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twat snot

The mucus-y subtance that is produced by a possibly unhealthy twat.
I swear, she stuck a bottle in her cooter, pulled it out, and drank the twat snot that collected in it.
by bunny September 15, 2004
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twat slap

the act of extending the fingers and palm towards the female genitalia to produce an enjoyable sound
"dude sheehan said jenn yelled at his for giving her a twat slap last night"
by taylor butler October 25, 2006
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Twat Bagel

A man who substitutes a warm buttery bagel for a moist vagina.
Jerry is twat bagel because he has substainal amount of butter and bagels and has no girl friend or apparent life.
by donkeypunch09 January 3, 2010
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