by 515thebayou February 21, 2018
An unfortunate or surprise bowel movement that someone finds upon waking, usually after a hard night of drinking or experimentation with laxatives and/or bad mexican food.
Dude. After eating at Paco's last night, my stomach felt a little funny. And when I woke up this morning, I found a bed brownie!
by CarolineInTheATL June 20, 2010
Someone who climbs in windows, snatches people up and tries to rape them. It is preferred to hide your kids, your wife and husband when you meet said bed intruder.
Steven: did you see that bed intruder on the news today?
Chad: Yeah. He left his t-shirt and fingerprints and all.
Steven: they are really dumb.
Chad: for real.
Chad: Yeah. He left his t-shirt and fingerprints and all.
Steven: they are really dumb.
Chad: for real.
by Leviathong November 29, 2021
code for losers who don't get any pussy to say they are going to bed but in actuality they are going to jerk off. trying to sound like they are too cool.
Matt just made a Jib Jab video of a buddy dancing but we all knew he was going to spank his monkey and he told us he was "going to bed".
by the meme war master January 26, 2016
The act of brushing ones teeth, washing of face and putting PJ's on before being able to feel comfortable to get into bed.
by alliraxoxo October 06, 2010
by klebolding May 02, 2020
Some dumbass game from a Minecraft multiplayer server where you collect gems and ingots to upgrade and protect your bed, items and self whilst fighting others.
Hey mark wanna play some bed wars on highpixel?
(Mark) sure man but lemme finish this quest on runescape. I’m almost done banking my things
(Mark) sure man but lemme finish this quest on runescape. I’m almost done banking my things
by Dewwww March 06, 2019