BED-HOPPING

SEXUAL AFFAIRS.

Justin was bed-hopping with his fans on his world tour.

by Sebastian Chasse March 11, 2018

bed ridden

the state of a man after being dismounted by his rapacious lover; being unable to leave bed after being sexually devoured.

Bo fell into a delirious, bed ridden state after Christina had slaked her considerable lust.

by madbrunette December 16, 2019

bed log

Usually a new man who sexually keeps a woman warm in bed.

Denice finally found her a new bed log

by 515thebayou February 21, 2018

going to bed

code for losers who don't get any pussy to say they are going to bed but in actuality they are going to jerk off. trying to sound like they are too cool.

Matt just made a Jib Jab video of a buddy dancing but we all knew he was going to spank his monkey and he told us he was "going to bed".

by the meme war master May 8, 2016

bed dooties

The act of brushing ones teeth, washing of face and putting PJ's on before being able to feel comfortable to get into bed.

One minute, I just have to do my bed dooties before I get into bed

by alliraxoxo October 7, 2010

Bed Wars

Saying that your fucking someones mom, basically an "i fucked your mom joke" but better.

"I'm playing bed wars with your mother faggot"

by klebolding May 2, 2020

bed wars

Some dumbass game from a Minecraft multiplayer server where you collect gems and ingots to upgrade and protect your bed, items and self whilst fighting others.

Hey mark wanna play some bed wars on highpixel?

(Mark) sure man but lemme finish this quest on runescape. I’m almost done banking my things

by Dewwww March 5, 2019